The Warrior Cats Show!
Narrator: Welcome to the 4th episode of the Warrior Cats Show! Please welcome, your host Flash!
Flash: *waving* Yo, yo! We've got a great show tonight. Welcome my crew!
Rainwillow, Cash, Sloefur, and Smokefang walk in.
Cash: Today, we would like to thank our first commenter: Scarletstar of SouthernClan!
Crew: Thanks, Scarletstar!
Rainwillow: *glaring at Flash* Anyway, because my forehead has no fur, I have to were this hat.
She lifts up a pretty black hat that had green and blue streaks
Smokefang: Rainwillow, I dunno why your complaining. That's a sweet hat.
Flash: YEAH! Anyway, we have to get Mothwing, right?
Smokefang and Cash dash off, return with Mothwing
Mothwing: How in the name of the Mistystar did I get here?
Flash: *smiling evilly* WIZARD POWERS!
Mothwing: Oh, crap. I've heard of you.
Flash: *smiling* Oh, why thank you!
Mothwing: That was an insult
Flash: Still, I'm famous!
Rolling her eyes, Sloefur straps Mothwing into the Chair.
Flash: *serious face* We know that you share blood with Hawkfrost.
Mothwing: Yes.
Flash: So you should have his awesome battle skills? You are also part Brambleclaw and Tawnypelt. So you should have awesome battle skills!
Flash's eyes gleam suddenly, and she nods to Cash
Flash: That is why you will be fighting Fox!
The crew shove her into a room, and let a huge fox in.
Mothwing: This is stupid!
Sloefur: That's the point, mouse-brain!
Fox lunges forward, and Flash leans against the glass, watching intently.
Flash: Zoom in! Zoom out! In! Out!
Rainwillow: Not that again!
Smokefang: *covering his ears* Flash, please for the love of StarClan, stop!
Flash: In! Out! In! Out!
Sloefur: *screaming* QUIT!
Flash: Oh, your asking for it, man.
Sloefur: *hiss* Dojo Battle!
They are suddenly in karate clothes, with black belts wrapped around their foreheads and waist
Sloefur: HIYA!
She lunges forward. They roll off, wrestling and hissing.
Smokefang: Good, they're gone. Lets talk about them behind their backs
Rainwillow: What does this have to do with Mothwing?
Cash: Mothwing? *his face turns shocked* MOTHWING!
He lets the golden medicine cat out, bloodied and scarred.
Mothwing: *gasp* I-I'm not a warrior! I'm a freakin' medicine cat!
Cash: Oh, can you work for us?
Mothwing: Wait, where's Flash and Sloefur?
Flash: *dashing back with a huge clump of Sloefur fur and blood all over her* I win! I win!
Sloefur, bloodied as well, stumps after her.
Rainwillow: You stink! Go and shower off!
Mothwing: Yeah… I think I'm going to go now…
Cash: Wait! You have to do truths!
Mothwing runs away.
Cash: Don't worry. I've got the tranquilizer gun.
Five Hours and a Half Later…
Flash and Sloefur are sitting in a beanbag, waiting for Mothwing to wake.
Sloefur: I really hate Mothwing
Flash: I know, right? The she-cat doesn't even believe in StarClan!
Sloefur: I REALLY HATE HER! *she grabs a hammer and throws it at the T.V.*
Flash: You are so paying for that!
Sloefur: Uh… Give me a sec.
She goes and orders a new one, which comes very quickly.
Delivery Dude: That'll be five hundred dollars
Sloefur: *hands him five bucks* I've only got five.
She slams the door in the man's face. A faint grunt is heard.
Mothwing: *staggering* W-what? Your not Willowshine!
Flash: GET HER!
Cash advances and ties her to the lie detector.
Flash: *spinning her chair to give a sinister, suspenseful feel* Ok. Do you believe in StarClan.
Mothwing: O-of course I do.
ZAP!
Mothwing: I don't! *wail*
Sloefur: *looking at the cards* Oh, oh! I wanna read that one!
Flash: Ok.
Sloefur: *spinning in the chair like Flash* Now, do you love Antpelt?
Mothwing: Antpelt? Where!
Sloefur: I hate you.
Mothwing: What?
Sloefur: Nothing!
Smokefang: *writing down Mothwing's answers* Loves… Antpelt…
Flash: My turn! *Sloefur and her change places*
Flash: Mothwing, what would you say if I made you fight little Molekit of ThunderClan?
Mothwing: Ok…
Molekit: *entering* ATTACK!
He lungs forward, raking his claws down Mothwing and shredding her
Flash: Molekit, thank you.
Molekit: Happy to help, Flash!
Flash: Tell Poppyfrost I said hey.
Molekit: 'Kay.
He exits.
Mothwing: *staggering* Ugh… I need a medicine cat…
Flash: Sorry. No one has applied yet. But, the shows over. Ya' can leave!
She leaves.
Rainwillow: You only have until the sixth episode until we announce the new crew!
Hullo! This is Flash! You see, I need a special team to add to the crew. Your cat could hurt people, be psychotic, and all sorts of wonderful, wonderful things! Here are the things I- and the crew- need!
If you are interested, make up a cat, comment, place their fur color, eye color, name, Clan, psychotic abilities, what you want, and wait.
Medicine Cat
This tops all the others. We really need one of these. If you are interested, you will be very helpful!
Cat-Finders
You get to bring in the special guest! You even help torture them a little.
TPC (Team Psycho Cats!)
You get to hurt cats. When Flash wants someone to capture (or destroy) a cat, this could be you!
Wizard
You get to help Flash do all of her wizard potions and stuff!
Also, help out with the pranks, torture, and ideas.
No swearing.