Disclaimer: I don't own YGO, that's why I'm writing ficcys and not real
episodes. I could do 5,000,000,000,000 times better than 4Kids ever can,
they are sooo bad at dubbing _!!
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One morning Yami was getting ready to duel another weirdo (god, when will people figure out that he is the KING OF GAMES?!?!? You can't beat him, plain and simple). So he goes to the mirror. Yami: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! No my hair it is de-spiked!!
And that night Joey slept over at Yami's.
Joey: What's with the screaming? I mean, I was having a good dream it was where monkeys gorillas and me took over this peaceful world and then sang the hokey pokey. it was cool, and peaceful. They had "stress grapes" (compliments of my friend who has rubber grapes that you can squeeze and they don't break!^^)
So he walks to Yami. Yami: *sniff sniff, sulking in the corner* see the hair? With the flattening and the dumbness. Joey: Ummmm. no it's nice -_-.I think.
Yami: Really? *Sniff sniff*
Joey: Well no but.
Yami: *stand up and stomps foot* I knew it!! We need hair gel. fast.
Joey: Got it covered it's right here!! *Lowers voice* just between you and me I carry hair jell with me everywhere if my hair gets messy so I can attract chicks.
Yami: *sweatdrop* ummm. lets get back to the hair.
Joey: ok now you put this in the hair *takes out Elmer's glue bottle*. it's glue so we can glue it up. Yami: No way!!! You are not putting that glue in my hair!!!!
So Yami goes to Mai, cuz Joey can't tell the difference between hair gel and glue -_-. Mai: soooo, you need to make your hair spiky again?
Yami:*Sniff sniff* yes.
Mai: Well, I can do that.
A half an hour later she is finally done and there are bows in his hair, his bangs are braided and frame his face, and the rest is straitened down in wavy locks. She hands Yami a mirror and he looks in, hoping for a miracle. He looks in slowly.
Yami: Nooooooooooooooooo. He runs out, leaving a trail of bows and bobby pins . Yami: Next stop I guess Tea. I hope she knows how to do hair AND not go crazy because she has a giant crush on me, I hope.
So he gets to Tea's house.
Tea: *Looks Yami over* I know just the thing.
Yami: you sure you know what you are doing? I mean it is hard to get hair re- Spiked.
Tea: oh yea I know what I am doing.
Yami: ok.
Tea: Mai come here she knows her stuff.
Mai: I am not doing hair for that loser. he does not appreciate my art.
Yami: yea girl art *Mia glares at him and takes out a bow*.
He runs away.
Yami: I got it use duct tape.
So he put ducked tape on his hair (he kinda looks like he's trying to get satellite TV with his hair).
It falls out.
Yami: fine then I will go back to Tea's and ask her instead of Mai.
Yami: Tea *gulp* will you do my hair?
Tea: ok, on one condition, you come on a date with me with my friends. Yami: Well ok. it can't be that bad . Tea: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD IT WILL BE GREAT AND I WILL MAKE YOU HAVE FUN!
Yami: I meant it will be fun.
So tea fixes his hair (yes she did it everyone).
Yami: All right
He is about to zoom out but Tea holds him by the shirt.
Tea: No no. Remember the deal?
Yami: oh yea whoopee -_-. So he goes out to the pool and sees all friends of Tea's in bikinis.
Tea: All right everyone say hi to Yami.
Friends: Hi Yami. you're hot!
Yami: ok. hi.
Tea: They are a little crazy get used to it Yami.
Yami: wait a minute? Used to it? I am only doing this for a day.
Tea: well since I see you enjoy it so much I decided we should do it every day, ya know to get to know each other a little better.
Yami: Oh why do I bother -_-?
My Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrr!
One morning Yami was getting ready to duel another weirdo (god, when will people figure out that he is the KING OF GAMES?!?!? You can't beat him, plain and simple). So he goes to the mirror. Yami: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! No my hair it is de-spiked!!
And that night Joey slept over at Yami's.
Joey: What's with the screaming? I mean, I was having a good dream it was where monkeys gorillas and me took over this peaceful world and then sang the hokey pokey. it was cool, and peaceful. They had "stress grapes" (compliments of my friend who has rubber grapes that you can squeeze and they don't break!^^)
So he walks to Yami. Yami: *sniff sniff, sulking in the corner* see the hair? With the flattening and the dumbness. Joey: Ummmm. no it's nice -_-.I think.
Yami: Really? *Sniff sniff*
Joey: Well no but.
Yami: *stand up and stomps foot* I knew it!! We need hair gel. fast.
Joey: Got it covered it's right here!! *Lowers voice* just between you and me I carry hair jell with me everywhere if my hair gets messy so I can attract chicks.
Yami: *sweatdrop* ummm. lets get back to the hair.
Joey: ok now you put this in the hair *takes out Elmer's glue bottle*. it's glue so we can glue it up. Yami: No way!!! You are not putting that glue in my hair!!!!
So Yami goes to Mai, cuz Joey can't tell the difference between hair gel and glue -_-. Mai: soooo, you need to make your hair spiky again?
Yami:*Sniff sniff* yes.
Mai: Well, I can do that.
A half an hour later she is finally done and there are bows in his hair, his bangs are braided and frame his face, and the rest is straitened down in wavy locks. She hands Yami a mirror and he looks in, hoping for a miracle. He looks in slowly.
Yami: Nooooooooooooooooo. He runs out, leaving a trail of bows and bobby pins . Yami: Next stop I guess Tea. I hope she knows how to do hair AND not go crazy because she has a giant crush on me, I hope.
So he gets to Tea's house.
Tea: *Looks Yami over* I know just the thing.
Yami: you sure you know what you are doing? I mean it is hard to get hair re- Spiked.
Tea: oh yea I know what I am doing.
Yami: ok.
Tea: Mai come here she knows her stuff.
Mai: I am not doing hair for that loser. he does not appreciate my art.
Yami: yea girl art *Mia glares at him and takes out a bow*.
He runs away.
Yami: I got it use duct tape.
So he put ducked tape on his hair (he kinda looks like he's trying to get satellite TV with his hair).
It falls out.
Yami: fine then I will go back to Tea's and ask her instead of Mai.
Yami: Tea *gulp* will you do my hair?
Tea: ok, on one condition, you come on a date with me with my friends. Yami: Well ok. it can't be that bad . Tea: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD IT WILL BE GREAT AND I WILL MAKE YOU HAVE FUN!
Yami: I meant it will be fun.
So tea fixes his hair (yes she did it everyone).
Yami: All right
He is about to zoom out but Tea holds him by the shirt.
Tea: No no. Remember the deal?
Yami: oh yea whoopee -_-. So he goes out to the pool and sees all friends of Tea's in bikinis.
Tea: All right everyone say hi to Yami.
Friends: Hi Yami. you're hot!
Yami: ok. hi.
Tea: They are a little crazy get used to it Yami.
Yami: wait a minute? Used to it? I am only doing this for a day.
Tea: well since I see you enjoy it so much I decided we should do it every day, ya know to get to know each other a little better.
Yami: Oh why do I bother -_-?