THAT DARNED ASH
A 'Monster Mash" parody
I was workin' in my lab,
Late one night,
When my eyes beheld
An Eerie sight.
From my computer,
Began to rise,
Pokeballs,
Of every shape and size..
(They came from Ash!)
Oh they came from Ash,
(The Trainer Ash)
On the floor they did smash
(They came from Ash!)
And I knew in a Flash,
(The Trainer Ash!)
My house they would crash,
(They came from Ash!)
They came from that blasted Ash!
From the labratory
In Pallet town East
To The great Mount Moon
Where the Zubats Sleep,
The Pokeballs, came in droves,
That darned boy,
Must have gone through groves!
(They came from Ash!)
Oh they came from Ash,
(The Trainer Ash)
On the floor they did smash,
(They came from Ash!)
And I knew in a Flash,
(The Trainer Ash!)
My house they would crash,
(They came from Ash!)
They came from that blasted Ash!
The Gastlies where having fun,
The chaos had, just begun!
The pests included Krabby,
A mess of Tauros,
And a full grown Muk!
The scene was rocking,
All my things on the ground,
Jenny came a knocking,
With her growlithe hounds,
The next door neigherbors
Had let out a cry,
"There's too much noise
Coming from your pig sty!"
(They came from Ash!)
Oh they came from Ash,
(The Trainer Ash)
On the floor they did smash,
(They came from Ash!)
And I knew in a Flash,
(The Trainer Ash!)
My house they would crash,
(They came from Ash!)
They all came from that blasted Ash!
From out of the air,
Two voices did ring,
It was Jessie and James,
Come to answer my dreams!
Opened their vacuum,
And tried to suck'em all in,
Sadly it exploded, and they,
Blasted off again!
(They came from Ash!)
Oh they came from Ash,
(The Trainer Ash)
On the floor they did smash,
(They came from Ash!)
And I knew in a Flash,
(The Trainer Ash!)
My house they would crash,
(They came from Ash!)
They came from that blasted Ash!
Now that everything's ruined,
I've given up my mind
It seems that my sanity
I'll never again find!
When you come to visit me,
In the rubber room,
Just tell'em at the door,
That Professor Oak's lookin' for you!
(They came from Ash!)
Oh they came from Ash,
(The Trainer Ash)
On the floor they did smash,
(They came from Ash!)
And I knew in a Flash,
(The Trainer Ash!)
My house they would crash,
(They came from Ash!)
They came from that blasted Ash!
A 'Monster Mash" parody
I was workin' in my lab,
Late one night,
When my eyes beheld
An Eerie sight.
From my computer,
Began to rise,
Pokeballs,
Of every shape and size..
(They came from Ash!)
Oh they came from Ash,
(The Trainer Ash)
On the floor they did smash
(They came from Ash!)
And I knew in a Flash,
(The Trainer Ash!)
My house they would crash,
(They came from Ash!)
They came from that blasted Ash!
From the labratory
In Pallet town East
To The great Mount Moon
Where the Zubats Sleep,
The Pokeballs, came in droves,
That darned boy,
Must have gone through groves!
(They came from Ash!)
Oh they came from Ash,
(The Trainer Ash)
On the floor they did smash,
(They came from Ash!)
And I knew in a Flash,
(The Trainer Ash!)
My house they would crash,
(They came from Ash!)
They came from that blasted Ash!
The Gastlies where having fun,
The chaos had, just begun!
The pests included Krabby,
A mess of Tauros,
And a full grown Muk!
The scene was rocking,
All my things on the ground,
Jenny came a knocking,
With her growlithe hounds,
The next door neigherbors
Had let out a cry,
"There's too much noise
Coming from your pig sty!"
(They came from Ash!)
Oh they came from Ash,
(The Trainer Ash)
On the floor they did smash,
(They came from Ash!)
And I knew in a Flash,
(The Trainer Ash!)
My house they would crash,
(They came from Ash!)
They all came from that blasted Ash!
From out of the air,
Two voices did ring,
It was Jessie and James,
Come to answer my dreams!
Opened their vacuum,
And tried to suck'em all in,
Sadly it exploded, and they,
Blasted off again!
(They came from Ash!)
Oh they came from Ash,
(The Trainer Ash)
On the floor they did smash,
(They came from Ash!)
And I knew in a Flash,
(The Trainer Ash!)
My house they would crash,
(They came from Ash!)
They came from that blasted Ash!
Now that everything's ruined,
I've given up my mind
It seems that my sanity
I'll never again find!
When you come to visit me,
In the rubber room,
Just tell'em at the door,
That Professor Oak's lookin' for you!
(They came from Ash!)
Oh they came from Ash,
(The Trainer Ash)
On the floor they did smash,
(They came from Ash!)
And I knew in a Flash,
(The Trainer Ash!)
My house they would crash,
(They came from Ash!)
They came from that blasted Ash!