Disclaimer: There is no way we, Hotaru and Riyo, own any of these
characters . . . though we may want to. . . because who wouldn't?! ^.^
Riyo: Hello! I'm Riyo!
Hotaru: Hello! I'm Hotaru!
Riyo and Hotaru: And we're the stupid insane people that created this stupid insane weird Fic!!! Yay!
Riyo: Don't forget we aren't bothered by flames because if you flame us. . . then you probably had a good reason. . . if you didn't then you're an idiot! Yay for you! ^.^
Hotaru: As you can see. . . erm. . . if you could see. . . Riyo is a cool cat Yokai (or Youkai [but we're lazy so Yokai will do])!!!! She has black cat ears, black long hair, a black fuzzy/silky/something else tail, green eyes (oooooo), and of course she has the needed fangs and claws! Yay! ^.^. Others you will figure out on your own! Cause. . . We say so!!! ^.^
*Kenshin, Rath, Rune, Thatz, Gil, and Kharl arrive {after us of course. . . since this is at our uhhh. . . house thingy. . . yeah. . .}*
[Rath is in a straitjacket to keep him from killing the hosts.]
Rath: Let me out of this stupid thing!!!!!
Thatz: Well. . . if you weren't so obsessed with demon {or Yokai} hunting. . .
Rath: I promise not to attack anyone!!! PLEASE!!!!
Rune: Right that's what you said last time. . . that other Yokai is still recovering. . . you know they were good right?
Rath: Yeah. . . but. . . I promise not to do that this time. . . come on. . .please! You could at least give me saki. . . I still haven't gotten used to alcohol. . .
*Riyo gives Rath a nice cup of saki. . . Rath gulps down the whole thing and is now drunk. . . only the silly kind of drunk. .*
*Aruri, Sano, Eclipse, Raenef, Kouga, and Miroku now arrive*
*Rath goes up to Kharl*
Rath: Try some of this SAKI!!! It's really good!!!! ^.^
*Kharl drinks the saki {and isn't used to it either} and is now drunk!!! Yay!*
*Sano grabs Kharl's saki with a glare and proceeds to suckle down the saki*
*Kharl is pissed and turns Sano into. . . a MONKEY YOKAI!!!!
Sano: Ohohahah?
*Yuto arrives*
*Rath walks up to Sano*
Rath: Are you a demon or a monkey? O.O
Sano: ohhhhhhh *grabs Rath's colored chunk of hair and tugs*
*Kharl laughs at Rath as he tries to get Sano off then proceeds to change Sano back. . . Sano is now drunk and confused ^.^ Kharl then gets bored and watches as Miroku hits-on Hotaru*
Hotaru: *plays along with Miroku and tickles his chin* So. . . what's your name? ^.^
~By the way Hotaru writes this part and not Riyo~
Kenshin: Why are you talking to MY perfect, wonderful, brilliant ~brilliant? A bit farfetched there Hotaru ^.^ j/k~, beautiful Hotaru? *unsheathes his sword*
~That was all Hotaru's idea. . . ^ not mine!! Flame her. . . . or put a flame here and say it's for Hotaru. . .~
Miroku: I'm sorry. . . I didn't know she was yours. . . ~who did? O.O~. . . please forgive me. . . I'm terrible sorry. . . had I known. . . (I probably would have tried anyway)
*Miroku walks over to Riyo and starts to hit on her. . . at the same time. . . Yuto starts to hit-on her. . . ~What a day for me. . . O.O~. . . at the time Riyo is talking to Kouga and Gil*
Gil: Are you both hitting-on Riyo? O.O *shock*
Miroku and Yuto: . . . .
Gil: You could at least get some better lines. . .
Miroku: What do you mean?! "Will you bear my child?" Is a great pick up line!!!
Kouga and Gil *spits out saki*: You ask actually ask women that?!
Miroku: Yes. . . I asked Kagome and Sango. . . *sigh* they both rejected me. . . I asked Riyo because she looks like she could bear a fine child for me! ^.^ *smiles*
*Everyone {except Yuto} looks at Miroku with a shocked face*
Kouga: Wait a minute. . . you asked. . . KAGOME?! *Angry look*
Miroku: yes. . . but umm. . . she said no (he's not going to kill me is he?)
Yuto: You know. . . I think Miroku's line is a very good one. . . I might use it. . .
Rath: Have some SAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Forces everyone to drink the saki*
*Yuto and Miroku see each other. . . and the predictable thing happens. . . they think the other is a girl .*
Miroku: What's your name? I don't *hic* think I saw you come in. . .
Yuto: My name is Yuto. . . and what's your *hic* name, pretty?
Miroku: Yuto? O.O wait a minute. . .
*They look closely and realize that the other is a guy . ~typical I know~*
~Here they go~
Miroku and Yuto: AHHHHHH!!!!
~Also nothing else has been happening because they all wanted to watch Miroku and Yuto be idiots! Yay! ^.^~
*Yuto almost falls over. . . while Miroku does fall. . .*
Miroku: Ow! ~ -_- ~
*Riyo helps Miroku up*
Riyo: Are you ok? O.O
*Miroku hugs Riyo {in HIS normal way} I want Kenshin to hug me like Miroku hugs girls!!! ~ -_- ~*
Miroku: Well. . . now I am. . . *grin*
*Riyo pushes Miroku off of her ~I wanted to slap him. . . but I decided to be nice and just push him off~*
Riyo: Don't do that please. . . ~ -_- ~
Gil: And maybe you should watch where you put your hands.
Miroku: I thought I was. . . (I hope he doesn't hit me)
Everyone: -_-
Gil: You know. . . you're a real pervert. . .
Miroku: I can't help it. . . it's in my bloodline ^.^
Gil: -_-
*Rath used this long time to remove his 'jacket' and is about to attack Raenef. . . slowly creeping toward him though. . .*
Rune: Where's Rath?
Miroku: Hmmm. . . You know you're kind of cute. . . what's your name?
Rune: -_- I'm a guy. . . and my name's Rune. . .
Miroku: WHAT?! Really?! *shocked*
Thatz: Rune. . . Rath is over by that umm. . . girl. . . I mean guy in the corner. . . I think it's Raenef and he's. . . a demon. . .better stop him. . .
Raenef: Eeeeek!!! O.O
Eclipse: *growl*
*Sano throws Rath some saki before he can attack Eclipse or Raenef. . . and Rath is happy and drunk again! ^.^ Yay!*
~Ok I'm going to stop here for the first chapter. . . don't ask why. . .~
~I just said. . . Oh never mind!~
Riyo: Hello! I'm Riyo!
Hotaru: Hello! I'm Hotaru!
Riyo and Hotaru: And we're the stupid insane people that created this stupid insane weird Fic!!! Yay!
Riyo: Don't forget we aren't bothered by flames because if you flame us. . . then you probably had a good reason. . . if you didn't then you're an idiot! Yay for you! ^.^
Hotaru: As you can see. . . erm. . . if you could see. . . Riyo is a cool cat Yokai (or Youkai [but we're lazy so Yokai will do])!!!! She has black cat ears, black long hair, a black fuzzy/silky/something else tail, green eyes (oooooo), and of course she has the needed fangs and claws! Yay! ^.^. Others you will figure out on your own! Cause. . . We say so!!! ^.^
*Kenshin, Rath, Rune, Thatz, Gil, and Kharl arrive {after us of course. . . since this is at our uhhh. . . house thingy. . . yeah. . .}*
[Rath is in a straitjacket to keep him from killing the hosts.]
Rath: Let me out of this stupid thing!!!!!
Thatz: Well. . . if you weren't so obsessed with demon {or Yokai} hunting. . .
Rath: I promise not to attack anyone!!! PLEASE!!!!
Rune: Right that's what you said last time. . . that other Yokai is still recovering. . . you know they were good right?
Rath: Yeah. . . but. . . I promise not to do that this time. . . come on. . .please! You could at least give me saki. . . I still haven't gotten used to alcohol. . .
*Riyo gives Rath a nice cup of saki. . . Rath gulps down the whole thing and is now drunk. . . only the silly kind of drunk. .*
*Aruri, Sano, Eclipse, Raenef, Kouga, and Miroku now arrive*
*Rath goes up to Kharl*
Rath: Try some of this SAKI!!! It's really good!!!! ^.^
*Kharl drinks the saki {and isn't used to it either} and is now drunk!!! Yay!*
*Sano grabs Kharl's saki with a glare and proceeds to suckle down the saki*
*Kharl is pissed and turns Sano into. . . a MONKEY YOKAI!!!!
Sano: Ohohahah?
*Yuto arrives*
*Rath walks up to Sano*
Rath: Are you a demon or a monkey? O.O
Sano: ohhhhhhh *grabs Rath's colored chunk of hair and tugs*
*Kharl laughs at Rath as he tries to get Sano off then proceeds to change Sano back. . . Sano is now drunk and confused ^.^ Kharl then gets bored and watches as Miroku hits-on Hotaru*
Hotaru: *plays along with Miroku and tickles his chin* So. . . what's your name? ^.^
~By the way Hotaru writes this part and not Riyo~
Kenshin: Why are you talking to MY perfect, wonderful, brilliant ~brilliant? A bit farfetched there Hotaru ^.^ j/k~, beautiful Hotaru? *unsheathes his sword*
~That was all Hotaru's idea. . . ^ not mine!! Flame her. . . . or put a flame here and say it's for Hotaru. . .~
Miroku: I'm sorry. . . I didn't know she was yours. . . ~who did? O.O~. . . please forgive me. . . I'm terrible sorry. . . had I known. . . (I probably would have tried anyway)
*Miroku walks over to Riyo and starts to hit on her. . . at the same time. . . Yuto starts to hit-on her. . . ~What a day for me. . . O.O~. . . at the time Riyo is talking to Kouga and Gil*
Gil: Are you both hitting-on Riyo? O.O *shock*
Miroku and Yuto: . . . .
Gil: You could at least get some better lines. . .
Miroku: What do you mean?! "Will you bear my child?" Is a great pick up line!!!
Kouga and Gil *spits out saki*: You ask actually ask women that?!
Miroku: Yes. . . I asked Kagome and Sango. . . *sigh* they both rejected me. . . I asked Riyo because she looks like she could bear a fine child for me! ^.^ *smiles*
*Everyone {except Yuto} looks at Miroku with a shocked face*
Kouga: Wait a minute. . . you asked. . . KAGOME?! *Angry look*
Miroku: yes. . . but umm. . . she said no (he's not going to kill me is he?)
Yuto: You know. . . I think Miroku's line is a very good one. . . I might use it. . .
Rath: Have some SAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Forces everyone to drink the saki*
*Yuto and Miroku see each other. . . and the predictable thing happens. . . they think the other is a girl .*
Miroku: What's your name? I don't *hic* think I saw you come in. . .
Yuto: My name is Yuto. . . and what's your *hic* name, pretty?
Miroku: Yuto? O.O wait a minute. . .
*They look closely and realize that the other is a guy . ~typical I know~*
~Here they go~
Miroku and Yuto: AHHHHHH!!!!
~Also nothing else has been happening because they all wanted to watch Miroku and Yuto be idiots! Yay! ^.^~
*Yuto almost falls over. . . while Miroku does fall. . .*
Miroku: Ow! ~ -_- ~
*Riyo helps Miroku up*
Riyo: Are you ok? O.O
*Miroku hugs Riyo {in HIS normal way} I want Kenshin to hug me like Miroku hugs girls!!! ~ -_- ~*
Miroku: Well. . . now I am. . . *grin*
*Riyo pushes Miroku off of her ~I wanted to slap him. . . but I decided to be nice and just push him off~*
Riyo: Don't do that please. . . ~ -_- ~
Gil: And maybe you should watch where you put your hands.
Miroku: I thought I was. . . (I hope he doesn't hit me)
Everyone: -_-
Gil: You know. . . you're a real pervert. . .
Miroku: I can't help it. . . it's in my bloodline ^.^
Gil: -_-
*Rath used this long time to remove his 'jacket' and is about to attack Raenef. . . slowly creeping toward him though. . .*
Rune: Where's Rath?
Miroku: Hmmm. . . You know you're kind of cute. . . what's your name?
Rune: -_- I'm a guy. . . and my name's Rune. . .
Miroku: WHAT?! Really?! *shocked*
Thatz: Rune. . . Rath is over by that umm. . . girl. . . I mean guy in the corner. . . I think it's Raenef and he's. . . a demon. . .better stop him. . .
Raenef: Eeeeek!!! O.O
Eclipse: *growl*
*Sano throws Rath some saki before he can attack Eclipse or Raenef. . . and Rath is happy and drunk again! ^.^ Yay!*
~Ok I'm going to stop here for the first chapter. . . don't ask why. . .~
~I just said. . . Oh never mind!~