Disclaimer: How exactly would I make money off of this? I'm not J.K. Rowling.

A\N: This story actually has PLOT! It's not really random or anything. I got this idea over the summer as my family was driving back from vacation. It's told in Ginny's POV.

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Weasley Car Trip

"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer… take one down, pass it around… 98 bottles of beer on the wall…"

" Fred! George! Where did you learn that idiotic muggle song?" Mom wasn't very happy with her sons' duet.

" I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves…"

Then I said," Here, I borrowed Hermione's Discman. You can use it if it will get you to shut up."

" Does she have any good CDs?" asked George.

" I'm gonna regret this but… okay, here." I handed a few Weird Al CDs to the twins.

Weird Al was enough to keep the twins quiet for a while. Because the twins had the Discman, I had nothing else to do. Maybe now I should tell you why my family is packed into this stupid muggle station wagon. We're going to Dragon's Cove. Dragon's Cove is the best wizard's amusement park ever! I think we should have gone by floo powder, but Dad said that we need to spend some family time.

Yeah right.

"Bill, I challenge you to a game of chess." Said Ron.

"No"

"Why?"

"Because you will win, as usual."

"Please?"

"Ask Charlie."

Charlie looked up from the book on nifflers that he was reading. "Ask me what?" he said.

"Will you play chess with me?"

"No"

"Why?"

"Because you will win, as usual."

"Please?"

"Ask Bill."

"WHY WONT ANYONE PLAY CHESS WITH ME?"

"Ron! No yelling in the car!" Hours of traffic were wearing down on Mom's nerves. " Arthur, why did we have to take the car?"

Dad started to say something but Mom cut him off.

"It was a rhetorical question."

Two hours later…

"Hey Ginny, can we borrow your pen?"

I knew better then to ask the twins why they wanted it. So I just gave it to them. They started to draw pictures on Percy's face. It's a good thing Mom hasn't noticed.

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