It was a hot afternoon Bear said to his dad " Dad i just wanna move into the big blue house already GOSH !" . His Dad handed him some pills and said " Junior take these on the worst day ever "

And Bear did not care because he was selfish . and his dad was not his dad ran A orphange when his dad was killed bye A hunter had shot him word got around quick and bear changed his personality his mom had died when he was 3 he took in the orphange witch inculed A mouse named tutter a bear named ojo a lemur named treelo and two outters pip and pop

the pills stayed on the counter for the next 3 years in 2000 bear loved his life but one thing ... he was sad

he had been since 1997 when he took in the orphans all they did was whine and whine and he gave and gave nobody thanked him he just worked his ass off and they never thanked they just whined and his depprison started for him to talk ... to the moon

every night instead of taking the pills he talked to the moon and even sometimes the sun when he was REALLY SAD and they sung a song

yes well this all changed on january 17th 2000 tutter said " BEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH ME NOW "

bear said " well tutter im kinda busy but..."

"BEAR! I SAID NOW !"

" well okay"

tutter put a blind fold on bear and hid

bear counted than said " you know what im going to make breakfast" he still had the blindfold on and still counted but guess what he tried making eggs but instead of grabbing the salt

he grabbed the pills

he took a bite and he had a mad face on

when the viewer rings the doorbell they see a angry bear who says " get the f*** outta here " but it does not go away and he lets them in anyway " what the hell is that f***ing smell ASSHOLE !" he smells the viewer " its f***ing you ! take a bath bitch !"

than he hears tutter in the kitchen " BEAR WHY WOULD YOU DITCH MEE! "

Bear looked at tutter and said " f*** you !" than kicked him and stepped on him than picked him up and glared at him and said " stop taking me for granted and ill let you go fag**t !"

tutter said " bear please " and bear ate him

than when the viewer starts leaving he says " oh no you do not your having a full blown tour dumbass "

bear screamed and said " THE NEXT ONE TO WHINE WILL DIE " Treelo came out saying " bear help me i need a new ball "

Bear said " CUN* !" and fu***ing mauled him ojoe stared at him and started calling the po po " hello i have mental psycho in my house 5287 big blue house " bear atacked her and said " BITCH YOU SL** " " YOU DIRTY WHO** " And took a knife and hit her in the heart with it than to make she was dead he ripped her open and eat her guts than he said " i need to take a f***ing nap" he tryed but he heard " BBBBBBBEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR " And he saw pip and pop in the sink stuck he laughed than pushed them down the drain and said " finally a house to just you and me " and he sat down and saw flutters across the sky and said " I do not have time for this shit dumb ska*k " " WHERE THE F*** ARE YOU SHADOW !?"

Shadow appeared and said " bear you got quite a potty mouth today wash it out with soap in fact im gonna tell a story about swearing " bear shot the shadow and said " dammit mothaf***ea i just cannot relax today " he went to the balcony and started to smoke a cigar and luna the moon said " BEAR ARE YOU SMOKING " Bear said " yeah what the f*** is it to you stripper " luna said " oh bear you must have been having a bad long day we have all had those it will all be over tommorow and ..." bear said " listen i just came to smoke a cigar bitch " than the cops attacked a bear and said " your going to the mental hospital " bear said ...

" what let me talk to the moon "

" okay "

" oh luna can we sing the goodbye song "

" NOPE !"

And they dragged bear away

THE END .