Chocolate Cake By Dee-chan

Xelloss wandered into the kitchen. He paused. Did he just?.he did! Chocolate cake! The dark cake was covered with a clear, glass top, but the smell couldn't be mistaken, nor could that fabulous dark, rich brown color betaken for anything else. The can of whip cream sat next to it, ready to add its own white, fluffy sweetness to the top.

Xelloss lifted the lid carefully off, inhaling the sweet smell of chocolate. He stared at its perfection for a moment, licking his lips.

"CAN I--?" he yelled, finding her presence in the laundry room, separating blacks from colors, gloves from undergarments, and taking jewels off of capes. (1)

Filia (2) interrupted him, knowing exactly what he was asking. "Go ahead Xelloss." She threw another one of Val's underpants on the white pile.

Xelloss grinned and pulled off a glove. He slid a finger into the icing and tasted it. His eyes fluttered in ecstasy.

"USE A PLATE, XELLOSS!" Filia yelled.

Xelloss pouted for a second before getting one of Filia's plates from the cupboard, along with a knife and fork. He cut himself a fairly large slice and sat down at the table to enjoy.

Xelloss' eyes were actually open in anticipation as he cut a small piece with his fork. He popped the fork into his mouth and his eyes fluttered closed. It was almost better than an orgasm or macaroni and cheese! Almost. The sweet ecstasy Xelloss was immersed in masked Filia entering into the kitchen. She watched, amused, as Xelloss savored his bite. She was happy that she had made it, if to just see him like this.

"Good?" she asked, deciding to get a little credit for the happy expression on his face.

Xelloss nodded. His eyes opened and he glanced over his shoulder, to look at her. "Hai! Very good Filia-san. Kudos to the chef." Filia blushed. He ate another mouth-watering forkful. "But," Xelloss began, an evil glint to his eyes. "It's missing something." (3)

Filia looked crestfallen for a moment as she walked up behind him. She had slaved on that cake! It didn't need anything! Did it? She bent over and picked a small piece up from the slice of cake. She tasted it. A smile flitted across her features. "I can't think of what? What do you think is missing?" She looked at Xelloss, questioningly.

Xelloss grinned. A small crumb was on her bottom lip, and a little frosting kept it there. Xelloss stood up and leaned down, licking the bit off.

"Perfect," he purred. Filia's eyes widened as he picked her up and flung her over his shoulder.

"Xelloss!" she exclaimed indignantly.

"Nani?" he asked innocently as he picked up the plate, paused, and, as an afterthought, took the whip cream as well.

"Xelloss, are you going to do what I think you are?" she asked, mock- angrily.

"Sore wa himitsu desu," Xelloss answered. "Actually," he began, laughing huskily. "I was thinking of showing you how to perfect chocolate cake, my dear wife."

Filia giggled. "Yes, master chef, sir." Her voice became a seductive whisper. "Teach me all I need to know, my mate, teach me how to make the perfect chocolate cake."

The End (4)

*Authors note: I FINISHED a story! I was short! ..it was cute! Send comments to queen_of_insanity@hotmail.com I'd love to hear what you think. Slayers doesn't belong to me, they are owned by someone else.so please don't sue me, I've got no money, and am scrounging up the money to pay tuition and room and board. --; Sigh. Painful. Any way, I thought that I should update this, because one of yall reviewed it and said that the paragraphs ran into each other, so all the original formatting was lost and had to redo it. Well, anyway, if I do write a lemon out of this, I'm gonna have to find somewhere else to post it, but anway, yeah, I've rambled on for long enough now.

-Dee-chan

Notes: Who else would I couple Xellos with? So I like Xelloss/Filia coupling, got a problem with that? All who've figured out where this is going, raise your hands. All hentais, raise your hands if you are having evil thoughts! Writer Dee raises her own hand sheepishly

Ps. I'll eventually write the lemon, when I get around to.. Gomen. I'll write it soon. If I don't post it right away, email me and I'll get writing. ^.^ Ja-ne!

P.p.s: This is a three part story. I have to finish chapter 2, but three is done and ready. Cake, bonbons and paybacks, too perfect.