Fanfic Na 'Yan
By Corruption Rift
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Song 'Inuman Na' by Parokya Ni Edgar. Dedicated to all the fanfic writers in Gatekeepers and Vandread....even if you understand this one or not! ^_^
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Setting: In a studio, all Gatekeepers lined up in front of mics, each holding modified lyrics of a song, and an author is valiantly trying to keep things organized.
Corruption Rift: Hey - HEY! What is this?! This is a studio, for chrissakes, not a marketplace! QUIET!! *everyone more or less settles down* Ehem. This is the last practice - let's try to keep it together, shall we? I mean, we screwed up every other one, so...
Kenshin:*sighs* This is the LAST time I ever listen to you.
Corruption Rift: Shaddap. This is supposed to be a song dedicated to all the fanfic writers in fanfiction.net...
Ukiya: Let's just get this over with.
Ruriko: Yeah, me and Ukiya have to...*winks at Shun*..study.
Kaoru: Hey!*grabs Ukiya's arm* Sempai's made an appointment with me yesterday!!
Ruriko: NANI?!?*grabs Ukiya's other arm* Well, he also made his yesterday too!*starts bickering with Kaoru*
Megumi:*muttering* Idiots. Stupid, stupid idiots. I hate you all...
Reiko: C sharp...then B flat....then....anou.....where are my scales again?
Fei:*calling out*Ukkieya! Ukkieya! Where have you gone off to now...Ukkieya!!
Reiji:*stomping at imaginary cockroaches* Bug! Bug! SQUISH! SQUISH! AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Bancho:*emoting in front of his mic* La...lalalaladidada.....Mi solo miiiiiooooo....
Corruption Rift: Oh, for the love of...*takes shotgun from under podium and fires three shots into the air* I said *QUIET*!!! *crew shuts up* Kaoru! Ruriko! You can argue over Ukiya all you like, but afterwards, not in front of me! Megumi! Stop lowering everybody's self esteem! Do that later! Reiko! Your scales are on the floor! Fei! Find Ukkieya later, or I will! Bancho! This is not the opera! Reiji! ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT I RUN AN INFESTED STUDIO?!?
*Everybody looks at Reiji*
Reiji: Uh..heheheh...*looks at Corruption Rift waving shotgun around, and sweatdrops*
Corruption Rift: Okay. Now that's settled...Ed, start up the tape...everybody, sing in time...*aims shotgun at them* OR ELSE. I may be a lousy shot, but I can't possibly miss at this range.
Everyone except Corruption: *sweatdrops*
*Tape Begins, and everybody sings*
Ruriko:*In a clear soprano voice* Maglabas ka na ng yelo...
Kaoru:*still latched on to Ukiya* Para sa init ng ulo mo...
Megumi:*facepalms* Kawawa naman ang inyong utak...
Ukiya:*stuck in between Ruriko and Kaoru* Baka sumabog na ito...
Kenshin:*in a baritone* Araw araw nag-i-imadyin...
Reiji:*looks at Kenshin evilly* Pag-isip ang atupagin...
Fei:*looks around for Ukkieya* Ineeksersays ang kukote...
Bancho:*Off-key*Upang mailabas ang trip...
Everyone:*aloud*Tama na yan, fanfic na yan...(tama na yan)
Oy pare ko, tumagay ka...
I-upload mo na sa website natin..
Para ma-review na rin....
Kenshin:*Goes into Battousai mode* Halatang pinagpaguran....
Ruriko:*pulls Ukiya toward her* Inaabot na ng kung ewan...
Kaoru:*sticks tounge out at Ruriko* Halos buong araw ay gamitin...
Ukiya:*tries very hard to sing despite being pulled apart* Upang ang fanfic ay mapinis...
Megumi:*forms a shield* Tama na yang pagtatype mo...
Reiji:*throws a shadow edge back and forth between hands, and everybody backs away from him* Baka mabutas ang keyboard...
Kenshin:*summons Angel Slayer* At saka yang pagsulat mo...
Fei:*looks at Bancho admiringly* bahala ka, mapasma ka, tsong...
Bancho:*flexes muscles* Kahit kinukutya ng nanay....
Kaoru:*attempts to backfist Ruriko* Binubulyawan ng itay.....
Ukiya:*gets hit by Kaoru instead* Kinukulit ka na ni ate....
Megumi: Pati si Inday namemeste...(TAMA NA YAN!)
Everyone: Tama na yan, fanfic na yan...(tama na yan)
Oy pare ko, tumagay ka....
I-upload mo na sa website natin...
Para ma-review na rin....
Reiji:*throws three shadow edges at Kenshin*Halos ika'y magkandarapa...
Ruriko:*sticks tounge out at Kaoru, and aims arrow at her* Upang ma-i-upload sya...
Kenshin:*blocks them away with Angel Slayer, and goes into Angel Slayer mode* Sayang-saya nung me mag-rebyu...
Ukiya:*swirly-eyed* Ngunit ang sabi 'flame to you'...(NGEK!)
Kenshin:*unsheathes Angel Slayer* Tama na yan, ayos lang yan...(tama na yan)
Reiji:*makes Shadow Blade* Oy pare ko, tumahan na.....
Kaoru:*rolls up sleeves* Sa lahat yan ay nangyayari....
Ruriko:*aims arrow at Kaoru* tao ka lang, nagkakamali....(SOBRA NA YAN!)
Ukiya:*faints* Tama na yan, inuman na....(HOY! INUMAN NA!!)
Fei:*latches onto Bancho* Hoy pare ko, tumagay ka....
Megumi:*facepalms once again* halina't kalimutan ang problema...
Bancho: Sa fanfic mong sobrang ganda...(totoo ba yan?)
Corruption Rift: Perfect! Perfect! Absolutely incredible....well, at least passable...and the studio's not even damaged....*looks at the Gatekeepers, and almost falls off his chair; Ruriko and Kaoru are throwing stuff and shooting arrows at each other, Reiji and Kenshin are swordfighting to the death, Megumi's reading a book while debri glances off her shield, Ukiya's unconscious on the ground and Fei and Bancho are talking about eloping*
Corruption Rift: Aysosmaryosep! MGA TARANTADO KAYO!!
*OWARI/TAPOS/FIN/THE END*
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I came up with this during a jeepney ride...what can I say? :P
Dedicated to all fanfiction writers everywhere! Especially to Ender, Miko-chan, UkiShun, BlueAngel, Hirumi-chan, the SUSHI INC - and those whom I haven't mentioned, you know who you are!
Crpt.Rft/KeroChan
By Corruption Rift
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Song 'Inuman Na' by Parokya Ni Edgar. Dedicated to all the fanfic writers in Gatekeepers and Vandread....even if you understand this one or not! ^_^
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Setting: In a studio, all Gatekeepers lined up in front of mics, each holding modified lyrics of a song, and an author is valiantly trying to keep things organized.
Corruption Rift: Hey - HEY! What is this?! This is a studio, for chrissakes, not a marketplace! QUIET!! *everyone more or less settles down* Ehem. This is the last practice - let's try to keep it together, shall we? I mean, we screwed up every other one, so...
Kenshin:*sighs* This is the LAST time I ever listen to you.
Corruption Rift: Shaddap. This is supposed to be a song dedicated to all the fanfic writers in fanfiction.net...
Ukiya: Let's just get this over with.
Ruriko: Yeah, me and Ukiya have to...*winks at Shun*..study.
Kaoru: Hey!*grabs Ukiya's arm* Sempai's made an appointment with me yesterday!!
Ruriko: NANI?!?*grabs Ukiya's other arm* Well, he also made his yesterday too!*starts bickering with Kaoru*
Megumi:*muttering* Idiots. Stupid, stupid idiots. I hate you all...
Reiko: C sharp...then B flat....then....anou.....where are my scales again?
Fei:*calling out*Ukkieya! Ukkieya! Where have you gone off to now...Ukkieya!!
Reiji:*stomping at imaginary cockroaches* Bug! Bug! SQUISH! SQUISH! AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Bancho:*emoting in front of his mic* La...lalalaladidada.....Mi solo miiiiiooooo....
Corruption Rift: Oh, for the love of...*takes shotgun from under podium and fires three shots into the air* I said *QUIET*!!! *crew shuts up* Kaoru! Ruriko! You can argue over Ukiya all you like, but afterwards, not in front of me! Megumi! Stop lowering everybody's self esteem! Do that later! Reiko! Your scales are on the floor! Fei! Find Ukkieya later, or I will! Bancho! This is not the opera! Reiji! ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT I RUN AN INFESTED STUDIO?!?
*Everybody looks at Reiji*
Reiji: Uh..heheheh...*looks at Corruption Rift waving shotgun around, and sweatdrops*
Corruption Rift: Okay. Now that's settled...Ed, start up the tape...everybody, sing in time...*aims shotgun at them* OR ELSE. I may be a lousy shot, but I can't possibly miss at this range.
Everyone except Corruption: *sweatdrops*
*Tape Begins, and everybody sings*
Ruriko:*In a clear soprano voice* Maglabas ka na ng yelo...
Kaoru:*still latched on to Ukiya* Para sa init ng ulo mo...
Megumi:*facepalms* Kawawa naman ang inyong utak...
Ukiya:*stuck in between Ruriko and Kaoru* Baka sumabog na ito...
Kenshin:*in a baritone* Araw araw nag-i-imadyin...
Reiji:*looks at Kenshin evilly* Pag-isip ang atupagin...
Fei:*looks around for Ukkieya* Ineeksersays ang kukote...
Bancho:*Off-key*Upang mailabas ang trip...
Everyone:*aloud*Tama na yan, fanfic na yan...(tama na yan)
Oy pare ko, tumagay ka...
I-upload mo na sa website natin..
Para ma-review na rin....
Kenshin:*Goes into Battousai mode* Halatang pinagpaguran....
Ruriko:*pulls Ukiya toward her* Inaabot na ng kung ewan...
Kaoru:*sticks tounge out at Ruriko* Halos buong araw ay gamitin...
Ukiya:*tries very hard to sing despite being pulled apart* Upang ang fanfic ay mapinis...
Megumi:*forms a shield* Tama na yang pagtatype mo...
Reiji:*throws a shadow edge back and forth between hands, and everybody backs away from him* Baka mabutas ang keyboard...
Kenshin:*summons Angel Slayer* At saka yang pagsulat mo...
Fei:*looks at Bancho admiringly* bahala ka, mapasma ka, tsong...
Bancho:*flexes muscles* Kahit kinukutya ng nanay....
Kaoru:*attempts to backfist Ruriko* Binubulyawan ng itay.....
Ukiya:*gets hit by Kaoru instead* Kinukulit ka na ni ate....
Megumi: Pati si Inday namemeste...(TAMA NA YAN!)
Everyone: Tama na yan, fanfic na yan...(tama na yan)
Oy pare ko, tumagay ka....
I-upload mo na sa website natin...
Para ma-review na rin....
Reiji:*throws three shadow edges at Kenshin*Halos ika'y magkandarapa...
Ruriko:*sticks tounge out at Kaoru, and aims arrow at her* Upang ma-i-upload sya...
Kenshin:*blocks them away with Angel Slayer, and goes into Angel Slayer mode* Sayang-saya nung me mag-rebyu...
Ukiya:*swirly-eyed* Ngunit ang sabi 'flame to you'...(NGEK!)
Kenshin:*unsheathes Angel Slayer* Tama na yan, ayos lang yan...(tama na yan)
Reiji:*makes Shadow Blade* Oy pare ko, tumahan na.....
Kaoru:*rolls up sleeves* Sa lahat yan ay nangyayari....
Ruriko:*aims arrow at Kaoru* tao ka lang, nagkakamali....(SOBRA NA YAN!)
Ukiya:*faints* Tama na yan, inuman na....(HOY! INUMAN NA!!)
Fei:*latches onto Bancho* Hoy pare ko, tumagay ka....
Megumi:*facepalms once again* halina't kalimutan ang problema...
Bancho: Sa fanfic mong sobrang ganda...(totoo ba yan?)
Corruption Rift: Perfect! Perfect! Absolutely incredible....well, at least passable...and the studio's not even damaged....*looks at the Gatekeepers, and almost falls off his chair; Ruriko and Kaoru are throwing stuff and shooting arrows at each other, Reiji and Kenshin are swordfighting to the death, Megumi's reading a book while debri glances off her shield, Ukiya's unconscious on the ground and Fei and Bancho are talking about eloping*
Corruption Rift: Aysosmaryosep! MGA TARANTADO KAYO!!
*OWARI/TAPOS/FIN/THE END*
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I came up with this during a jeepney ride...what can I say? :P
Dedicated to all fanfiction writers everywhere! Especially to Ender, Miko-chan, UkiShun, BlueAngel, Hirumi-chan, the SUSHI INC - and those whom I haven't mentioned, you know who you are!
Crpt.Rft/KeroChan