Once upon a time, everyone was dead except for a man named Will Smith who was almost dead. Then baby dinsosaurs came back from the dead and attacked Will, eventually they evolved into humans with dino tails. Will killed the dinosaurs and they came back from the dead again. He took them in as his family and one grew cornrows and whipped its hair back and forth, it was his favorite! After all this time of evolving the only food left in the world was fishy crackers and chocolate milk. And all the chocolate milk came from liquid dino poo, and the fishy crackers were dried fishies. Now there was a baby dino who did karate with Jackie Chan, Will now favored him. He called him Jay-Rawr.
When Iris descended from the heavens she made evryone blind and deaf, and they went to work for Helen Keller. But since Helen was blind and deaf too, she didn't know they were savage dinos and they all ate her. She yelled "Ergggffffghh!" but no one knew what that meant and they were also deaf and blind savages. "Sooner or later every dino will be born blind and deaf," motioned the dino leader. "WE HAVE TO FIND A CURE!" But they didn't hear him or see him so he wrote it in Braille, but they didn't see where the Braille was and Satan came and killed everyone except for Will Smith who was a cripple.
Will had no choice but to mate with Satan, because they were the only people in the world with their senses still intact. Satan and Will gave birth to an alien baby with only one foot and its foot was one of its hands, and the baby grew up to kill itself. The baby killed itself by throwing itself into his dad's (Satan's) house (AKA 'THE PITS OF HELL'). Everyone in hell tried to save the alien thing but they were all burned so they couldn't move. All they could do was wiggle their eyes and talk like they do in cartoon movies. They all spoke in Sim Speak because they were blind and deaf, and Satan was the creator of the Sims world. He made them all have sex. Then they had millions of children, all out in the fish tank, some of them in the pool and BBQ. Their children were the size of bacteria even though they could see and hear somehow. The children joined forces with other bacteria and created a deadly disease. They all reproduced via binary fission and ate the entire planet. With no other food source (they ate everyone) they resorted to cannabalism, and they all ate each other.
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