One day, Pepe the Frog was bringing home Papa John's Pizza for Thanksgiving dinner when he saw some beta male trying to tear down a statue of two Pilgrims. Then he gasped! The man was Indiana Jones, but he had totally cucked himself! His manly physique was gone and so were all his awesome clothes. Instead, he was wearing a pussyhat and a T-shirt that said, "This Is What a Feminist Looks Like". If he hadn't been so alpha, Pepe would have cried at the sight of one of his childhood heroes reduced to this!
"This belongs in a museum," grumbled Indy as he struggled to pull down the statue, but he had grown too weak to even be able to move it. "In fact, Thanksgiving belongs in a museum. It's a fascist holiday celebrating the genocide of Native Americans."
"Actually, Thanksgiving celebrates a feast in which the Pilgrims and the Indians were getting along," Pepe pointed out accurately.
"This is the part where I punch a Nazi!" said Indy ignorantly. He ran forward with a dumb girly run, but Pepe pushed him aside with little effort.
"What happened to you?" asked Pepe. "You used to be so alpha and based."
"You mean I used to be a misogynistic asshole," said Indy. "I'm a better person now."
"Are you?" asked Pepe. "How did the change come about?"
"Well," Indy began with a sigh, "I suppose it all started when the Nazis stopped wearing Nazi uniforms so that they wouldn't get punched by me anymore. After that, I turned to Antifa to help me identify who the Nazis were. Then they told me how I had to change my entire life in order to be truly anti-fascist. The fedora was the first thing to go because they said it was associated with neckbeard MRAs."
"Can't you see that it is Antifa that is oppressing you?" asked Pepe. "Antifa are the real Nazis."
Indy was shocked as he was hit by this red-pill truth. "Of course! Why didn't I see it before?"
Pepe took Indy home to have Thanksgiving dinner with him. With one bite of Papa John's Pizza, Indy's strength was restored. Then Pepe and Indy went out together to have some fun punching the REAL Nazis.