Arabian Boosh Nights.
Summery- Aladdin/Mighty Boosh crossover, Howince. The evil Saboo needs the 'Diamond in the Rough' to help him find the magic lamp, so he gets the street thief Vince, who's fallen deeply in love with Prince Howard and will do anything to have him.
Disclaimer- I do not own Boosh, or Aladdin- Disney owns this.
Author's Notes- I'm back :) And here's one of my latest crossover ideas :) Enjoy. Also, this will be in script form again, cause it's eaiser that way ;)
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Oh, We'll go to a place from a faraway land,
Where the caravan camels roam,
Where it's flat and inmense, and the heat is intense,
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home!
Come on down, stop on by, hop a carpet and fly,
to another Arabian night!
Arabian nights, like Arabian days,
More often than not, are hotter than hot,
In a lot of good ways.
Arabian nights, 'neath Arabian days,
A fool off his guard, could fall and fall hard,
Out there on the dunes.
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The scene opens on a large desert, the Hitcher could be seen, a strange green-skinned man wearing a black coat, top hat and a polo for an eye is riding on a camel and gets off a short way out from a large dusty town, a large palace smack in the middle.
Hitcher: Alright, ya slags. Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, magic and the finest crap this side of the Middle East.
He pulls out a fold away table which has a selection of fine crap souviners on it.
Hitcher: Here we have a combination hooka and coffee grinder, never breakable (bangs it on table) Only 700,000 sheiks (it falls apart) Oh, it broke. Stupid piece of usless crap.
We move away from him bored, but his voice stops us as he stalks nearer.
Hitcher: Come back here, you nonces. Before I slash you up like I did with that Ripper kid, God bless him. Prehaps you're more interested in this.
He pulls out of his coat a rusty old brass lamp, we grow bored and start to move away again.
Hitcher: Wait, this is no ordinary lamp. Had to nick it from this geezer in this bar, charged me 50 sheiks for it. But I said "No way, squire" and slapped him around his head with my giantic thumb and buried him in the sand dunes. Haven't seen him since to be truthful, but he nicked it from this other geezer first, so one bad turn deserves another in my opinion. Anyway, this lamp changed some yound lad's life, a diamond in the rough sort-of lad, helped him find his true love really. I'll tell you the story, I ain't got much on anyway.
He pours shiny sand out of the lamp and throws it into the sky, making the dark sky starry.
Hitcher: It all began with this creepy guy, more creepier than me, boy and that's saying something as I'm pure evil. He's waiting upon this sand dune with some dark purpose...
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We gaze up at the sky before sliding down to see Saboo wearing dark clothes, with a long black coat and a large feathered hat. He's sitting on a horse with Tony Harrison, with his pink head with tentacles sitting in front of him.
Tony: When's this guy coming? I'm getting cramp sitting up here.
Saboo: Shut up, you cleft. He will come, otherwise he'll feel the horror of the crunch.
Tony: Not the crunch again, you're always bloody going on about the crunch. Every person we hire, you threaten them with the crunch.
Saboo: Once you're as prepared for the crunch as I am, you can threaten them with it. Besides, how can you get cramp?
Tony: Just because I've no proper limbs, dosen't mean I can't get tentacle cramp, you slag!
Their arguement was interupted by a dark man with white make up on his face, wearing a white suit with a white top hat on fire, the Spirit of Jazz.
Saboo: You're alte, you creepy jazz being.
Spirit of Jazz: Sorry man, I just had to get inside this snake charmer. He was in the zone.
Saboo: Fine, fine. Do you have it though?
Spirit of Jazz: Yeah, I got it. Had to get inside the guy to fine it (pulls out half a scarab medallion from his jacket) But first, where's my rare jazz records you promised me?
Tony uses one of his tentacles to slap the medallion half from his hand and Saboo catches it.
Tony: Just chill out, mate. You'll get what's coming to you soon and we'll celebrate with this crete of poppers I have store away for emergencies.
They both watch as Saboo takes the second half of the medallion out of his coat and connects them together. The whole insect medallion then flies out of Saboo's hands, flying off across the dunes. They all ride after it until it reaches a large sand dune, seperates in half and plunges into the dune. All that remains are two glowing points of lights, as the dune transforms into a giant tiger's head, with the glowing points as eyes.
Saboo: At last, the cave of wonders after all this time.
Tony: Does it anything to do with the crunch again?
Saboo: Shut up, you pink orb (to Spirit of Jazz) Now, get me that lamp and you can have anything you like down there.
The Spirit of Jazz starts to approach the tiger's now open mouth, which forms as the entrance to the cave.
Tony: Where'd you get this ballbag from anyway?
Saboo: When I was telling people about the crunch, now shush!
The Spirit reaches the cave, but is blown away by the roar of the tiger speaking.
Cave: Who disturbs my slumber?
Spirit of Jazz: It's me, the Spirit of Jazz, boy. I want to get inside you.
Cave: Know this, only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within, a diamond in the rough.
The Spirit moves one foot into the cave uncertianly, but when nothing happened he starts his trek again. Then another roar came, he turns to escape but the tiger's mouth slams shut and the dune returns back to normal, leaving the two medallion halves in the sand.
Cave: Seek out the diamond in the rough.
Tony: I don't believe it! We'll never gonna get that bloody lamp, because you pick the most useless ballbags around here.
Saboo: Shut up! All we have to do is fine this...diamond in the rough.
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First chapter up now :) I hope I got the characters right, I'm worried they're crap now lol from chugirl2526