The Spanish and American War
America: YOU BLEW UP MY SHIP!
Spain: No I didn't...
America: YES YOU DID! I DECLARE WAR ON YOU!
Spain: But I didn't blow up our ship...
America now dressed for war: PREPARE TO BE DEFEATED SPAIN! I'M GONNA HELP CUBA IN HIS REVOLT!
Spain realizing there's no getting through Americas thick head: NO I'LL WIN AND CUBA WILL STAY MINE!
(Epic battle between Spain and America)
America with his foot on Spain's back waving his flag: YES I WIN!
Spain waving white flag: ...help *in incredible pain*
Philippines: OH NO I BELONG TO AMERICA NOW!
*starts revolution*
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*loses revolution*
America: Cuba who's your Hero?
Cuba: Not you...can I be independent?
America: No you belong to me now just like Guam (tehe Guam) and the Philippines! But since I think you got potential I'll let you make your own laws!
Cuba: …
America continues to be obnoxiousness and everyone gets agitated and walks away.
America stops talking and looks around: HAY WERE EVERYONE GO!(runs off looking for someone to annoy)
Canada: …
Kuma who are you?
Canada: I'm Canada…
*Cuba comes back*: AMERICA I HATE YOU! *beats up Canada*
Canada: but I'm Canada….