A/N: Moshi Moshi ! My darling readers!! I've taken a break from the fanfic world for quite a period wouldn't you say? Hahaha. Well I've still got a life you know!! Here, school's almost over so I'm taking advantage of the free time, but of course I've still got a lot of exams. Here you are, though, the sequel of Emailing Idiots! Since I'm still tight on schedule, I decided to make this instead of When World's Collide 'coz this is easier to make (specially on busy weeks!), but when I somehow wind up as a bum with nothing but a laptop with unlimited internet service, I'll make lots of fanfics!! wahahah! It's great to be back! Bye-bee!!
The Idiots' Return
I- Hate Mail
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 8:03:29 pm
From: Your not-so-loving God(imhot.hyuugawebs )
To: The idiot next door (ichigomikan.special-ablty)
Subject: Needs immediate response
You're performance was pathetic. Practice on it and do it over tomorrow, you dull-headed pea brain!
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 8:15:37 pm
From: I'm not your slave so stop treating me like one! (ichigomikan.special-ablty)
To: The heartless git next door (imhot.hyuugawebs )
Subject: Re: Needs immediate response
I HATE YOU! You are a cruel, spineless, monstrous guy!!! You're still torturing me up to now! Not even remembering what day today is!
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 8:17:55 pm
From: Powerful overlord(imhot.hyuugawebs )
To: Weak underling(ichigomikan.special-ablty)
Subject: Really? What?
Is it your birthday? Ruka's birthday? Mine?
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 8:30:12 pm
From: Someone you hate(ichigomikan.special-ablty)
To: Someone I hate (imhot.hyuugawebs )
Subject: obnoxious man!
It's valentine's day. Baka.
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 8:32:25 pm
From: The handsome "obnoxious man" you love(imhot.hyuugawebs )
To: The ugly, idiot woman I love(ichigomikan.special-ablty)
Subject: Re: obnoxious man!
It must be, if you had the guts to reply after almost half an hour!! Personally, I think you deserve a punishment.
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 8:35:11 pm
From: Mikan, the "woman you love" (ichigomikan.special-ablty)
To: Natsume, the man I [pending (imhot.hyuugawebs )
Subject: Re:Re: obnoxious man!
Oh really? Three years? They're really nothing are they?
I actually wonder how I managed to be with you for that long.
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 8:37:44 pm
From: The most loving man ever(imhot.hyuugawebs )
To: The most ungrateful wretch(ichigomikan.special-ablty)
Subject: Re:Re:Re: obnoxious man!
Why do women always make a fuss at Valentine's day. It's not like I can't give you roses or chocolates on a regular day.
And what's with the three years sermon? Do you regret being mine for that short period of time?
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 8:41:02 pm
From: I'm not your property! (ichigomikan.special-ablty)
To: You're just the boyfriend(imhot.hyuugawebs )
Subject: I just wanted you to greet me…
…Happy Valentine's then…
teme.
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 8:42:45 pm
From: overlord (imhot.hyuugawebs )
To: underling(ichigomikan.special-ablty)
Subject: Stop that nonsense!!!
Are you gonna sulk again this year? Just because I didn't greet you, you're too shallow, ichigo panties.
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 8:50:21 pm
From: idiotsbeware.imai-cybertech
To: theGutless, dim-witted idiot that Sakura Mikan has for a boyfriend (imhot.hyuugawebs )
Subject: Natsume…
Though I absolutely agree that Mikan is an idiot,
I still think you're worse. Numb-skull
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 9:00:23 pm
From: ruka-pyon.somaticnets
To: (imhot.hyuugawebs ), (ichigomikan.special-ablty), (idiotsbeware.imai-cybertech), (icanreadyou-koko.latentype), (tobita-yuu.latentype), (catdogheroine.somaticnets)
Subject: Greetings to all!!
Hi everyone! Just using this account Mikan made me! I'm not sure I like the username much, though… Anyways, Happy Valentine's day!!
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 9:03:12 pm
From: yourSumire (catdogheroine.somaticnets)
To: My Ruka!! ruka-pyon.somaticnets
Subject: Re: Greetings to all!!
Thanks, love!! I'm so glad you greeted me on valentine's day!! Gosh, did you want to go out? I know a lovely café, want to go there after we graduate?
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 9:04:23 pm
From: icanreadyou-koko.latentype
To: ruka-pyon.somaticnets
Subject: Re: Greetings to all!!
Happy Heart's day to you too, Ruka!! Are you glum? I can sense it reverberating from the monitor, wait, don't tell me; you don't have a date!!!
Whoa! I've developed a new alice, reading minds through computers!! Do you think I still need to stay here after grad for that?
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 9:06:15 pm
From: tobita-yuu.latentype
To: ruka-pyon.somaticnets
Subject: Re: Greetings to all!!
Thanks, Ruka! I think there's going to be a party for the seniors this midnight, I'm not sure if it's really going to happen though, I'm pretty tired. Anyway, see ya tomorrow!
Oyasumi!
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 9:11:52 pm
From: (ichigomikan.special-ablty)
To: ruka-pyon.somaticnets
Subject: Re:Greetings to all!
Thank you, Ruka. I appreciate you remembered to greet me! Unlike other people who don't even greet their own girlfriends a Happy Valentine's!!!
P.S.
What's wrong with the username?
Date: Thur,14 Feb 2008, 9:15:27 pm
From: friend (imhot.hyuugawebs )
To: enemy (ruka-pyon.somaticnets)
Subject: Re: Greetings to all!
What's with mentioning Mikan huh? Are you still trying her? Don't anger me Ruka or you'll feel the wrath of the great overlord of Alice Academy!!
P.S.
What's with the username?
Date: Thur, 14 Feb 2008, 9:20:01 pm
From: idiotsbeware.imai-cybertech
To: ruka-pyon.somaticnets
Subject: auto-reply
Whoever is stupid enough to bother me with Valentine's messages or annoying things about their usernames please jump off a cliff before I push you over myself with my new and improved invention: the baka-pusher.
Thank you and have a nice day.
P.S.
If you're Ruka, jump off a higher cliff.
-Hotaru Imai, head of the Alice Academy cybertech. Dept.
Ra Ra Rah!! Yoohoo for the first chap!!