*Hides behind couch* I'm SOOO sorry I haven't updated! I do have a excuse though... I just started high school. ^.^

ENJOY!

This is AFTER the movie, and I have big news...

I JUST FOUND OUT THE SEQUEL MIGHT BE COMING OUT IN 2013 OR 2014! THERE'S A SEQUEL! EEEP!

Megamind switched off his invisibility as he hovered over Titan on his hover bike. Grinning broadly, he threw his hands in the air.

"Ollo, Titan-ick beast!" His smile nearly reached his eyes when Titan jerked around in surprise, searching for him. The citizens of Metro City all cheered at the site of their newly found hero.

"Megamind! Ahem...you're goin' down!" Megamind chuckled at this. Titan wasn't always the brightest crayon in the box, especially when it came to witty banter.

"Do you not remember? Evil never wins!" He laughed aloud.

"You would know." Titan smiled, cracking his knuckles.

"Yes, I was evil. But I'm no longer bad." Megamind stated plainly, getting ready to duck. He'd gotten used to battling Titan. The man didn't get out of jail as quick as Megamind used to, but still. He'd learned to read his body language, it was very simple.

'Cracking of the knuckles...he's going to attack soon. Very soon.' Megamind thought to himself.

"That's going to be a mistake you're gonna regret." With that Titan charged Megamind. Acting quickly, Megamind pulled the bike downwards and used his momentum as an advantage. Glancing behind him provided himself with the information he needed. And hoped for. Titan was following, arms stretched out as if to catch the alien, eyes squinted against the wind. Megamind smiled and pressed ever so lightly on the sensitive gas pedal.

Swerving downwards, Megamind kept going till he was four feet from the pavement and with all his might pulled upward again. He wanted to make it look like he didn't have a plan. He did indeed have one, but there was no need for Titan to know this. Glancing behind him again, he smiled when he saw Titan starting to gain speed behind him. He slowed down some while slowly and unnoticeabley drifting down. Titan, not being very smart, didn't notice. When he was almost upon Megamind, he stomped on the brake, allowing Titan to go soaring over him flipping and turning in the air in a failed attempt to turn around. He crashed painfully into a glass building, which crumbled in around Titan. Megamind flinched at the sight. Waiting, hoping he hadn't ended it too soon, Megamind watched. He rather enjoyed the thrill of the chase and the fight.

He grinned when the debris settled and the first thing in sight was Titan's red afro. Which, thanks to the glass, wasn't much of an afro anymore. As if realizing this at the same time as Megamind, Titan reached up and patted at his now short curly hair. It wasn't as tall, but it was still poofy.

'Such a disgrace. His hair was always the best way to ideentify him. Oh well...' Megamind smiled inwardly.

"You. Cut. My. Hair." Titan deadpanned.

"Technically no. The glass did that." Megamind replied. He enjoyed bating Titan, almost as much as he'd enjoyed his mock battles with Metro Man back when he was evil.

"You caused me to crash into it though!"

"You were chasing me."

"I'm supposed to!"

"Not my fault." Megamind grinned, chuckling. Grring in frustration, Titan launched himself angrily at Megamind. Ducking and taking off down Pop Steet, Megamind started heading for his ultimate destination. Turning his communicator in the Disguise Generator on, he whisped to Minion.

"Minion, I hope you're ready. I'm almost there."

"All ready sir, I hope your idea works!"

"Me too Minion. Me too." Megamind straightened up, and squinting toward the setting sun, he saw his destination. Looking behind him, he saw one of the most starling sights. Titan was almost able to grab his bike! He floored it, attempting to stay away from the villain, and thankfully succeeded. He hovered over the entrance to what had been disguised as nothing, but what was really the entrance to the jail. He glanced down and saw that they were ready. The UltraMegaDucttape Megamind had created was stretched and ready to go. It just needed an occupant. H e turned himself around, and when Titan was upon him, he jumped. He looked down, forming into a swan dive, and landed on the giant trampoline they'd set up for himself. Looking up, he was just in time to see a very confused Titan get caught in the small explosion from the bike. He'd set it to expload in ten seconds, just long enough for Megamind to get far enough to not be harmed.

Knocked out, Titan fell, right into the duct tape. They quickly rolled him up and carted him off to his, or Megamind's old cell. Megamind stood up and walked up to Warden and Minion.

"Is it just me or is he getting easier to defeat?" Megamind chuckled to the two of them. Minion chuckled, and hugged his boss.

"Great idea sir!" Megamind smiled up at Warden. He still had yet to make the man smile in fondness or being proud of him.

"Good job Megamind." and he walked off. Megamind turned and watched him, a small scowl of disappointment on his face.

"Trust me sir, he's proud of you. He just doesn't know how to show it." Minion put a caring hand on Megamind's shoulder, Megamind looked up at him.

"Let's go home Minion. I'm tired."

"Ok sir."

They walked out of the jail, now undisguised, and into the darkness of the night. They would walk home, since they hadn't taken the car. It was going to be a tiring night.

I hope you liked it! I came up with he idea while I was writing it just now... it was originally going to be a song chapter for Born This Way by Lady Gaga but I decided to make it into a full story. Well... review please! I update faster the more reviews I get! :D