What Do You Wear?
By Dee-chan
*A few moments ago, this popped into my head.boy.am I a little hentai or what? ^^ giggle*
Shippo was bored, so he came up with this hilarious question to ask each and everyone (friend and foe) that he came across that day.
Shippo: Boxers or Briefs, what do you wear?
Kagome: Shippo!.pause I wear panties.pause don't tell anyone, you kawaii kitsune.
Miroku: glancing flirtatiously at Sango and Kagome Wouldn't you just love to know? both girls scream, and left with disgusted looks tossed at him I happen to go bum to the breeze. Screams of disgust are heard from two girls who hadn't yet been out of hearing range.
Inu-Yasha: glare . glare . glare.does Kagome want to know, or is this just you?...glare .Boxers, ok, boxers.glare don't you dare tell a soul, ya hear me, ya yiffin' kitsune.
Sango: HOW DARE YOU ASK A RESPECTABLE DEMON HUNTER SOMETHING AS PERSONAL AS THAT!?!? batter Shippo DID THAT STUPID HENTAI, MIROKU PUT YOU UP TO THIS?! batter Shippo HE'S GONNA DIE!!!!
Sesshomaru: Oh, you cute little kitsune, I wear briefs, boy, briefs. Did you find a weakness for my *dear* weakling half brother? What does he wear? Does he still wear briefs? Can I give him wedgies like when we were kids? evil snicker
Jaken: Does Lord Seshomaru want to know?
Myouga: I'm a flea. But I prefer a small scrap of silk.
Kaede: cough Depend cough
Sota: Boxers.
Grandpa: Hehe.I remember when I was asked that question all the time when I was younger. Why I remember.
Kagome's Mother: Oh, you're so kawaii. what a cute tail.what did you ask again?
Hojo: Does Kagome want to know? Is she feeling better? Who are you anyways? And what's with the tail? Is this Candid Camera?
*Shippo yawned. What a long day of questioning. Oh well, tomorrow's another day. Hehe.besides there were always other questions to ask.*
Author's note: First things first, the standard disclaimer. None of these characters are mine, they belong to.well gosh darn it, I can't remember the author's name.anyho, they aren't mine, I don't own them, I was only borrowing them for awhile. Please don't sue me, I have *no* money, all I have is my anime, a few CD's and my bed.but you can't have them! Anyhow, this story came after about 15 minutes on line (stupid parents, making me get off.), a long dinner, a depressing talk about grades (who ever needs school anyway?), not talking to my sister for a week (how many times has she been sick in the past year.and why is she *never* home?), and having too much caffeine and chocolate in the same day.. Oh look, pink elephants.floating around my head.look there's a bug, a big bug on the screen of .my.computer..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! MOMMY! DADDY! GET THE BUG OFF MY COMPUTER! IT'S BIG, IT'S UGLY AND IT'S ON MY SCREEN! .Yes, I've had caffeine, and chocolate, can you tell?
A couple of hours later: RUMIKO TAKAHASHI, that's the artist and author of Inu-Yasha! Now I remember.didn't.she.do Lum?.shrug Oh well.anyhow, time for bed.do you think lack of sleep is also a contributing factor to the story above? -.-;; Why me? ^.~ V
*A few moments ago, this popped into my head.boy.am I a little hentai or what? ^^ giggle*
Shippo was bored, so he came up with this hilarious question to ask each and everyone (friend and foe) that he came across that day.
Shippo: Boxers or Briefs, what do you wear?
Kagome: Shippo!.pause I wear panties.pause don't tell anyone, you kawaii kitsune.
Miroku: glancing flirtatiously at Sango and Kagome Wouldn't you just love to know? both girls scream, and left with disgusted looks tossed at him I happen to go bum to the breeze. Screams of disgust are heard from two girls who hadn't yet been out of hearing range.
Inu-Yasha: glare . glare . glare.does Kagome want to know, or is this just you?...glare .Boxers, ok, boxers.glare don't you dare tell a soul, ya hear me, ya yiffin' kitsune.
Sango: HOW DARE YOU ASK A RESPECTABLE DEMON HUNTER SOMETHING AS PERSONAL AS THAT!?!? batter Shippo DID THAT STUPID HENTAI, MIROKU PUT YOU UP TO THIS?! batter Shippo HE'S GONNA DIE!!!!
Sesshomaru: Oh, you cute little kitsune, I wear briefs, boy, briefs. Did you find a weakness for my *dear* weakling half brother? What does he wear? Does he still wear briefs? Can I give him wedgies like when we were kids? evil snicker
Jaken: Does Lord Seshomaru want to know?
Myouga: I'm a flea. But I prefer a small scrap of silk.
Kaede: cough Depend cough
Sota: Boxers.
Grandpa: Hehe.I remember when I was asked that question all the time when I was younger. Why I remember.
Kagome's Mother: Oh, you're so kawaii. what a cute tail.what did you ask again?
Hojo: Does Kagome want to know? Is she feeling better? Who are you anyways? And what's with the tail? Is this Candid Camera?
*Shippo yawned. What a long day of questioning. Oh well, tomorrow's another day. Hehe.besides there were always other questions to ask.*
Author's note: First things first, the standard disclaimer. None of these characters are mine, they belong to.well gosh darn it, I can't remember the author's name.anyho, they aren't mine, I don't own them, I was only borrowing them for awhile. Please don't sue me, I have *no* money, all I have is my anime, a few CD's and my bed.but you can't have them! Anyhow, this story came after about 15 minutes on line (stupid parents, making me get off.), a long dinner, a depressing talk about grades (who ever needs school anyway?), not talking to my sister for a week (how many times has she been sick in the past year.and why is she *never* home?), and having too much caffeine and chocolate in the same day.. Oh look, pink elephants.floating around my head.look there's a bug, a big bug on the screen of .my.computer..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! MOMMY! DADDY! GET THE BUG OFF MY COMPUTER! IT'S BIG, IT'S UGLY AND IT'S ON MY SCREEN! .Yes, I've had caffeine, and chocolate, can you tell?
A couple of hours later: RUMIKO TAKAHASHI, that's the artist and author of Inu-Yasha! Now I remember.didn't.she.do Lum?.shrug Oh well.anyhow, time for bed.do you think lack of sleep is also a contributing factor to the story above? -.-;; Why me? ^.~ V