Ed whacked his grumbling companion on the head once more.

"PEEK-A-BOO!"

"ED WILL YOU QUIT IT?!" Exclaimed an unhappy Eddy, with Sockhead off doing something lame for Kevin's bike, he was stuck here trying too think exactly where too find/make a working generator.

"ED!! Will you find that black paint?!"

"ON IT EDDY!"

The bumbling idiot laughed his all-famous adorable laugh that had, and one point in his 3-dimensional life, scored him a tender flitting of silk-like lips that an angel would long for, a kiss by the beloved Nazz. There was a loud crashing noise and a shattering of glass as a car careened madly into a lamp post at the end of the street. Pulling a teddy-bear in a wagon 192 centimeters from Eddy's lawn, Jimmy shrieked and fainted, his pale complexion turning even whiter. Eddy looked at the petite 7-year-old for half a moment, than started laughing hysterically.

"I'll bet ya that's gonna be a bazillion bucks to fix, lumpy! HA! Let's go see what happened!"

He grabbed the lug's head, and, legs spinning in a cartoon-like manner, sped off down the street to examine the damage that was the only break in the dreariness of the afternoon.

A wide-eyed girl was sitting on the sidewalk, staring, bewildered, at the heap of metal that used to be her parents car, in her lap was a small cage sitting on top of a queer red pillow, the cage, contained a gray bird, namely a cockatiel, a small yet stubborn relative of the cockatoo.As someone took a mashed up blue back-pack out of the car, she yanked it close too her and a tear slipped out of her chestnut eye, rolled down off her face, and passed the bird cage harmlessly, whereas the small bird fluffed out her feathers and hissed at it. After a few moments, Eddy was about too walk away, when he saw Kevin, of all people, walking towards the site of the accident, Eddy figured that Kev was going over there to flirt with the new girl,-after all, she was kind of pretty, plain, but pretty, she had gleaming light-brown hair with yellow streaks, that went down about an inch past her shoulders, and her sharp features distinguished her well, a nose that was almost-too-long and thin lips that, despite their stern-looking line, seemed to be smiling, she had an hour-glass figure, get was very immature looking, like she didn't have life figured out yet. Her eyes were watering and her lips were quivering, yet she held her head high proudly.

"Whats up gorgeous?" Eddy slid cooly. She grinned and simply said, "Last I checked, that would be the sky." At the sight of Kevin she jumped up and ran to hug him, Eddy's eyes widened with surprise.

"Kevin! I missed you SOOOOO much!"

Kevin looked slightly embarrassed, but happiness over-came reputation and he smiled. "I missed you too, Remi."

Nazz, with a sideways smile on her face, walked onto the scene and said, "Hey Kev, hey Eddy, Hi Ed." Ed grinned and waved and Eddy managed a nervous; "Heh..."

"Oh!" Kevin exclaimed as if he had just remembered something, "Nazz, this is my favorite cousin Remi, Remi, this is Nazz."

Remi smiled a not-so-white smile that Eddy found a bit cute, but, as he observed her teeth, he realized 3 of the bottom incisors were stacked. Geez, she has worse teeth than SockHead! He thought.

"Well Kev, I can find one bright side, at least we didn't crash on the way here from California!"

At that particular moment, a brown Packard parked outside of the house across from Kevin's, out stepped a lanky Peach Creek native, the one, the only, the brain-tastic Double D.

The 11-year-old visitor shifted her eyes too the geeky boy stepping out of the car.

He glanced at her and jumped.

AUTHORS NOTE:

Here's a couple of things, I want it ABSOULUTELY clear, that my name IS Remi and it CAN be a girls name, get it? Got it! GOOD. The 'queer red pillow', is a pillow I actually had, it was a dress, has my name and a octopus on it, I was FIVE. Moving on, all of the physical facts about me are ABSOLUTELY accurate, (well...I didn't mentions zits, but, hey, its a cartoon, a chick can dream, right?!) And the cockatiel's name is FyreFli, YES I have a cockatiel named FyreFli...In real life...youknow? Hope than answers everything! Please R&R!! I enjoy feedback, even if negative!

UPDATE: Sorry about that AN, I was kind of jerky (after all, it WAS 4 in the morining...) but beside that, I'll try to be nicer! smacks herself for being mean to the nicely-like peoplezez Enjoy the next chappy! AND I MEAN IT!