Hello again! This story, is um…a little odd. My best friend, IchiruElric, told me to post this. All credit for writing this story goes to her and her alone. I did no, and I repeat, DID NOT spell check any of this. This is the whole story. Original. I swear. I do not own this story, nor do I own any rights to the Artemis Fowl Series. Please enjoy! Rated S for Stupidity.
My name is Artemis Fowl II. You could say I'm just your average 16 year-old criminal mastermind. I live in Ireland, but on a manor. Fowl Manor to be exact. I used to travel the world with my butler…well we just call him "Butler". But that changed when my boyfriend went to study overseas.
-6 Months Ago-
"So, this is really goodbye…" I whispered.
"No, no Arty. I'll be back in six months. I promise." He said, grabbing a hold of my shoulders.
"Promise?" I looked him in the eyes.
"Promise. Maybe I'll be home on Christmas."
-Present Day-
Wait…Christmas…was that today? I got out of my bed and looked at my calendar. "HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMAS!" I sprinted out of my room only to be tripped over by my two twins brothers.
"Merr-." They began. But I ran off towards the stairs that led to the second floor. I failed to safely get down them as I fell from the top step.
"Ow…" I mumbled while scrambling to get up. I took off again while leaping over a few couches, and tables, and slowly slowely fuck yo nigga ho ass bitch face made sure I didn't run down the stairs. AND THEN I SAW MY BOYFRIEND AND WE FUCKED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND EVERYONE DIED. THE END.