The Big Battle Book
Chapter 1
Okay, so everyone knows that people have been battling for centuries, but this is absolutely the worst, badest, bloodiest one of all. Shall we get
started.
Jack Black was on set when all of a sudden Optamis Prime bursted through the doors and shot the director. He was fast to act. He grabbed thor's hammer when Hulk came in and punched Spider-Man out of the shadows forcing out 8 te out of his gums when the angels sang in a miraculous chorus whith Chuck Norris fel from the hevens. As Spider-Man dies Hulks head is crushed between Chuck's thighs.