Karkat, You Lost Your Voice

by animefreaksrus

Karkat lost his beautiful voice. And him and Sollux are most upset about this... for different reasons... oneshot...

"2o you lo2t your voice?" Sollux asked, clearly amused.

Karkat scowled at him and nodded. He then hoarsely replied. "I THOUGHT I CLARIFIED THAT WHEN I CAME BOUNDING OVER HERE, AND YELLING AT YOU, SOUNDING LIKE STRIDER FUCKED MY THROAT SENCELESS."

Sollux scrunched up his nose. "2ome dii2turbiing image2 ju2t appeared iin my head. Thank2 a lot, KK."

Karkat's scowl deepened. "OH SHUT UP, FUCKASS," he muttered, blushing a bit.

Sollux smirked. "Actually, you 2ound like both 2trider and Egbert fucked your throat dry. And Terezii po22iibly gave iit a blowjob."

"OH GOG," Karkat croaked. "THIS IS AWFUL."

Sollux's eyebrows furrowed. "You're riight. Thii2 ii2 gog awful!"

Karkat nodded. "YEAH, MY THROAT REALLY—"

"Now you won't be able to 2cream my name when we fiill bucket2 toniight!"

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