May I Pick Your Brain?
Disclaimer: The cast of SG-1 and the show are not mine, but are owned by Gekko, RDA and company.
If anyone would like to borrow this story, please ask first, thanks! :)
Chapter 1: Betrayal
"Ohh," Sam groggily moaned. Opening her eyes, a familiar face swam into view. "Jonas! What are you doing? I thought you were dead!" she exclaimed. "At least I was hoping you were," she spat angrily, eyeing her ex-fiancee.
"Aww, tsk, tsk. Such hateful words for a woman who is about to create a breakthrough in medical science." He stared down at her wriggling form in the black, leather chair. "There is no point in struggling sweetness," he said, an insane gleam in his eye. Ignoring him, Sam valiantly continued her struggle against the black leather straps binding her wrists.
Exasperated, Sam demanded, "Breakthrough, medical science, what are you talking about?"
"Darling, I am about to use your wonderfully intelligent brain for the enrichment of all mankind."
Terror and dread washed over her. With deliberate slowness, she asked, "Jonas, what exactly do you mean?"
"It's simple. Your brain, combined with the power of cloning, will create a whole new race of beautiful and intelligent women!" he exclaimed in triumph.
"And I thought one of me was enough," she quipped. *Okay, I have been hanging around the Colonel for far too long.*
"Jonas you can't be serious, this is crazy" she cried. Vainly, she tugged at her leather bindings.
"Oh, but I am. Your brain will also create highly intelligent men-perfect counterparts for my perfect women."
Sam violently shook her head. "This is simply not possible. For one, how could you have even gotten through the Stargate? General Hammond and the rest of Sg-1 knows about you, the Colonel.."
"Ah, your Colonel. Jack, actually had quite a big hand in this."
"The Colonel?" Sam asked in disbelief. "He would never do something like this!"
"You overestimated me Carter."
Sam turned her head, and her blood froze. She looked into O'Neill's eyes. With horror, she realized that the Colonel's eyes no longer held his trademark teasing glint, but that same insane gleam, just like Jonas. "Colonel, you didn't. Please tell me you didn't?" she begged.
"Fraid so. You are so intelligent, that I felt we just had to share you with the whole world."
Tears glittered in her eyes. "Colonel, how could you.." Sam shook her head, unable to finish.
Jack shrugged, "Best interest of the people."
All of sudden, she felt an enormous pressure against the side of her head. "Nooo!"
Disclaimer: The cast of SG-1 and the show are not mine, but are owned by Gekko, RDA and company.
If anyone would like to borrow this story, please ask first, thanks! :)
Chapter 1: Betrayal
"Ohh," Sam groggily moaned. Opening her eyes, a familiar face swam into view. "Jonas! What are you doing? I thought you were dead!" she exclaimed. "At least I was hoping you were," she spat angrily, eyeing her ex-fiancee.
"Aww, tsk, tsk. Such hateful words for a woman who is about to create a breakthrough in medical science." He stared down at her wriggling form in the black, leather chair. "There is no point in struggling sweetness," he said, an insane gleam in his eye. Ignoring him, Sam valiantly continued her struggle against the black leather straps binding her wrists.
Exasperated, Sam demanded, "Breakthrough, medical science, what are you talking about?"
"Darling, I am about to use your wonderfully intelligent brain for the enrichment of all mankind."
Terror and dread washed over her. With deliberate slowness, she asked, "Jonas, what exactly do you mean?"
"It's simple. Your brain, combined with the power of cloning, will create a whole new race of beautiful and intelligent women!" he exclaimed in triumph.
"And I thought one of me was enough," she quipped. *Okay, I have been hanging around the Colonel for far too long.*
"Jonas you can't be serious, this is crazy" she cried. Vainly, she tugged at her leather bindings.
"Oh, but I am. Your brain will also create highly intelligent men-perfect counterparts for my perfect women."
Sam violently shook her head. "This is simply not possible. For one, how could you have even gotten through the Stargate? General Hammond and the rest of Sg-1 knows about you, the Colonel.."
"Ah, your Colonel. Jack, actually had quite a big hand in this."
"The Colonel?" Sam asked in disbelief. "He would never do something like this!"
"You overestimated me Carter."
Sam turned her head, and her blood froze. She looked into O'Neill's eyes. With horror, she realized that the Colonel's eyes no longer held his trademark teasing glint, but that same insane gleam, just like Jonas. "Colonel, you didn't. Please tell me you didn't?" she begged.
"Fraid so. You are so intelligent, that I felt we just had to share you with the whole world."
Tears glittered in her eyes. "Colonel, how could you.." Sam shook her head, unable to finish.
Jack shrugged, "Best interest of the people."
All of sudden, she felt an enormous pressure against the side of her head. "Nooo!"