DISCLAIMER-Most of this stuff isn't mine, but I wish it was…
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The distraught woman's eyes were closed, and as the Baudelaires hurried down to her they were not sure she was alive until Olaf laid her carefully down on the white sands of the beach, and the children saw her chest heaving with breath. The villain stared at Kit for one long moment, and then he leaned down and did a strange thing. As the Baudelaire orphans looked on, Count Olaf gave Kit Snicket a gentle kiss on her trembling mouth.
"Yuck," said Sunny, as Kit's eyes fluttered open.
"I told you," Count Olaf said weakly. "I told you I'd do that one last time."
Violet felt a sharp pain in her chest as he kissed her. 'What?' She thought, 'I shouldn't be feeling this! This is the man who completely ruined my life!' But for some reason she couldn't shake the odd feeling...was it...Jealousy?!
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"'Man hands on misery to man,'" the villain said. "'It deepens like a costal shelf. Get out as soon as you can-'" Here he coughed, a ghastly sound, and his hands clutched his chest. "'And don't have any kids yourself, '" he finished, and uttered a short, sharp laugh. The villains' story came to an end. Olaf lay back on the sand, far from the treachery of the world, and the children stood on the beach and stared into his face. His eyes shone brightly, and his mouth opened as if he wanted to tell them something, but the Baudelaire orphans never heard Count Olaf say anther word.
Kit gave a cry of pain, thick with poisonous fungus, and clutched her heaving belly and the Baudelaires hurried to help her. They did not even notice when Count Olaf closed his eyes for the last time.
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Sometimes they would visit Kit Snicket's grave, where they would lay a few wildflowers, or the grave of Count Olaf where they would merely stand silent for a few moments. One day though, after some heavy thinking, Violet went to visit his grave.
"Well," she said aloud, for her siblings and child was in the arboretum. "I've been doing some thinking about you and I've come to a conclusion." she stated as she sat beside his gravestone. "Somewhere, between the crazy schemes, kidnappings and the outrageous crime, I think I fell in love with you. I'm not sure where, but I did. Oh, I wish I hadn't, but I did. Of all people, I had to fall for you. No matter how much I hate you, somewhere, I'll always love you." And with that she left the graves to their own business, and headed back to fix the water filtration system.
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Yes, I know it was a lil' OOC. My first story. What did you think? Tell me when you review. It's that little blue button, right there! See it! Click It!
-cloudy97