Disclaimer: Harry Potter and anything Marvel do not belong to me. Despite my many fantasies of owning Thor, I still don't.

I can't promise every day for the next 12 I will have a new chapter but all 12 chapters will be posted before the 25th for sure! :D

Honestly, I don't think any of these have much to do with X-mas. Just excuses for smut and fluff, really.

Chapter word length will fluctuate randomly. And this will be random.

Word or theme: Christmas tree

Looking for a tree was harder than Harry thought it would be. Loki wasn't helping at all; he suggested just taking any of them. His spirit wasn't into this as much as Harry's was. Thor was the only one who understood the joy in picking out the perfect tree for their house, and so the blonde God came along to pick one for his and Jane's home. Loki wasn't too happy about it, having Thor join him in something he already wasn't happy about made him more unhappy.

Harry could tell he wasn't exactly cheery, but he was making an effort for him because he was excited to get a Christmas tree. What made it better was the snow. It was snowing just a bit, like a small mist of snow fall. The trees were dusted with the delicate white stuff. It made the tree yard look all the more special in Harry's eyes.

"How does this one fare?" Thor asked, pointing to the tree to Harry's left.

Harry shook his head. "Way too round. Will make our living room look tiny."

Thor nodded a little sadly, and sighed. "If we were in Asgard it would be perfect for my chambers."

"We are not in Asgard, brother," Loki commented. "So can you please pick a damned tree so I can go home and watch American Horror Story?"

Harry laughed. He flicked away some snow from his nose with his gloves finger. "You're obsessed with that show. But we'll only be a few more minutes."

"You have repeated that statement twice in the past hour. I may just freeze out here."

Loki pretended to shiver, when he actually liked the cool air. Harry had to keep the house warm because it was winter, and, not that he didn't like keeping warm with Harry, he just preferred the cool air to hot air.

Thor grinned and let out a loud guffaw laugh. "My brother, you are a frostgiant. How could this little snowfall freeze you?"

"It was a joke, Thor," Harry said. "Loki is just being a Grinch." He stuck out his tongue.

"Put that tongue away or I might find better use of it." Loki smirked.

Thor seemed to ignore that, as he always did when things between him and Loki turned sexual, and grinned at another tree while Harry blushed and tried to ignore the heated look Loki sent him. "This one seems to be nice enough. What do you say, Harry?" Thor grinned. "Perhaps I will take it home."

Harry nodded. "Yeah, it's big enough for your place. Jane will love it." He smiled. "Great pick, Thor!"

Thor pulled out his phone Stark gifted him and called Jane. "Lady Jane! I have found the most perfect tree!"

Harry laughed at the pure joy in his voice. Then he squeaked when he was shoved back against a tree and kissed. The tree poked into his back when Loki shoved him further and made a branch tickle him, and their tongues slicked along each other's in Harry's mouth as he laughed.

Harry pulled away from the kiss to push forward away from the tree. "Loki," he chided.

"I want to go home and make love to you," Loki said. His eyes were pure sex, and despite how hard the look made Harry he still shook his head—with great determination, that is—and said no.

"We need a tree, Loki."

"How about this one, then?" Loki asked, looking behind him at the one he pressed Harry against. "It will fit in our living room nicely."

Harry paused, but he supposed it was good enough. Tall, a bit round but all the more to decorate. "Yeah, I guess…"

Loki nodded. "We shall take it, and kiss more at home beside it."

Harry laughed but reluctantly left Loki's embrace to pay the tree man. And Loki made sure his words weren't a lie.