Disclamer: I dont own twilight. I dont get why we have to do disclaimers on a fanfiction website.m

ONESHOT

p.s all human

Road trip

By: Hope E.

"Belllllllaaaa!" I heard Alice screamed from her room. uh oh. What could she want. Please don't be another shopping trip.

"Yes, Alice?" I asked walking into her room.

"The rents said we could go on a road trip if Edward was driving!" She said jumping up and down.

"Oh, That will be fun." I said excitedly. It may not seem like it but I can get just as excited as Alice. I mean we've been wanting to go on a road trip for months.

"I know right? Edward, Emmett, Rosalie and Jasper went shopping for some stuff then we will be leaving! Eeek! I'm so excited!" Alice jumped up and down on her bed crazily now. When she jumped to high and hit her head causing her to fall and land on her bum on the floor. "ouch.. That sorta hurt" She said holding her head.

"Sorta? That looked like it hurt alot!" I said trying not to laugh I had to admit it was pretty funny.

"It's okay to laugh,Bella. We all knew this would happen someday" I heard Emmett say behind me.

"HEYY!" Alice shouted. Looking a little angry.

"Hiii!" Emmett said waving.

"Emmett, I was being serious." She said.

"So was I..." He said looking confused like when you pretend to drop food on the floor and your dog goes looking for it.

"Just leave Emmett..." Alice sighed. I knew how she felt. Actually No not really.

"Okay, fine kick your favorite twin brother out, but we leave in five." He said walking out the door still looking confused.

~Five mintues later~

"eep, i'm so excited, aren't you?" Alice said. We were taking our stuff out to the car.. After a few seconds i started to tune Alice out. That is untill i heard a bang, and noticed Alice had walked right into the sliding glass door.

"Alice! God, your so clumsy today!" I said helping Alice up.

"Heehee, Oopps." She said.

~in the car just coming out the driveway.~ (This part is owned by my best friend Rennie.~

Emmett was sticking his head out the window going WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO=*cough cough cough cough cough* swallowed a bug." He said trying to make sure it wasn't crawling up his throat.

We all looked at him.. not really suprised... That's what you get when you stick you head out a window like a puppy.

"WHAT IF IT WAS A STINK BUG?" Emmett screamed like a little girl checking his breath.

"Em,its not a stink bug it was a fly.." Rosalie said rolling her eyes.

"How would you know! I doubt flys are crunchy,and mushy and slimy" Emmett described.

"EMMET STOP WITH THE DEETS!" Alice screamed.

"your meannn" Emmett said spray Alice with sillystring.

"Oh, your gonna get it!" Alice screamed.

"OKAAAAY! MAybe we should park for the night.." Edward called pulling into a hotel.

"This isnt over Emmy.." Alice said in a evil sweet voice.

A/N Yes, i know its a short one shot. but i had to finish it on my ipod. so it seemed longer on my iPod.

Hoped you liked it though, its a little ooc but i dont care i had fun writing it.

~Hope