I know, I know, I should work on my other stories, but... I'm too lazy. And I'm sick, so I can't focus for more than a few minutes. Yeah... Also, this was too good to ignore! ;p Well, that's all I have to say 'bout that, so, here's the chapter:

Inspiration: I saw that someone wrote a Hannah Montana/DW crossover. I told my sister. She gave me this idea. :)

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the story itself. But when I find where to buy one I will own a DW t-shirt. :) ANyone know where to get some? In America? For reasonable prices?

Copyright: I own the story. And a Polly Pocket who looks almost exactly like Amy Pond, except she has a big head and her hair has streaks. The Polly, not Amy.

Warning: There will probably be OOCness in this chapter, because I have not watched Hannah Montana in a long time. And because I hate her slimy guts. But don't tell WildFlower that.

A fleet of Dalek ships were flying casually through space, looking for more worlds to exterminate, when their radios turned on by themselves and started playing

"I know what you're like, I know what you think, Not afraid to stare you down until you blink!"

"Who dares challenge the Daleks?" Droned one Dalek.

"Pilot, follow that signal!" Commanded another. Locking on to the signal from the song, their ships followed the soundwave...

Soon they landed in the middle of a concert, where a teenage girl in a blonde wig and pop star clothing was preforming. A Dalek rolled out of a ship.

"Identify yourself!"

"Hey, I'm international pop sensation Hannah Montana!" Greeted the blonde cheerily.

"You lie! Scanners indicate you are a human known as Miley Cyrus!"

"What? No, I'm not!" Yelped Hannah unconvincingly.

"You shall be exterminated!"

"Security!" Screamed Hannah. "What's going on?"

"We are the Daleks, and you shall be exterminated!"

"What the heck is a Darlik?" Asked Hannah.

"You are a singer?" Asked the Dalek.

"Yes..."

"Daleks! Assume the position!" All the Dalek rolled out of the ships, exterminating all in their way. Security guards pulled out their guns and began shooting, to no prevail. They were exterminated also. Three rolled onto the stage and stood in front of the mics, while the others just sat (If a Dalek can sit) in front of the stage

"We are the Daleks...And we never die! We are the Daleks...And we never die! You may try to kill us...But we never die! Davros is king!" Sang-ish the Daleks.

"Who the heck is Davros? Why is he king? Why are ya'll at my concert?" Asked Hannah persistently.

"You ask too many questions! You will be EXTERMINATED!" Screamed (if a Dalek can scream) one Dalek. And with that, he shot the horror we call Hannah Montana. "Does anyone else challenge the Daleks?" He asked. Everything was still. Absolutely still. Without a word, the Daleks rolled back into their ships, and took off. In the spot where one used to be, a Blue Police Box materialized with a mechanical wheezing sound. A man in a tweed jacket and bowtie walked out, brandishing what looked like a high-tech screwdriver.

"I heard there were Daleks!" He shouted. A lone cricket chirped. He walked onstage and saw Hannah's body. "Oh, it's just her. No one improtant. OH! Another thing I've always wanted to do." He ripped off Hannah's wig. "She's a fake! Not actually Hannah Montana! Now...I gotta go!" The man yelped, seeing the security guards walking menacingly towards him. He jumped back to the TARDIS and it dematerialized with the same wheezing sound as before.

"What happened?" Asked Amy, safely inside the TARDIS.

"Oh nothing, just the death of Hannah Montana."

"That's a good thing, yeah?"

"Yeah."

It had to be done. Sorry if I offended any Hannah, or Miley, or 'whatever-she's-calling-herself-these-days' fans. But honestly, her musics annoying, her TV show's a Soap Opera, and I have no idea whether she's even still Hannah anymore. Sorry WildFlower, it's the truth.

On another note, I was very disappointed by my lack of reviews lately. :( I know I've only updated the Doctor drabbles, but whatever. Now, reviews will make me update. Any of my stories. Not just this one. Just saying.

One more thing, I'm suggesting two stories for you guys:

Chameleon Circuit's Dream Come True, by MyNameIsAwesome

On behalf of the Human Race, by SuperFunkyGirl1

Go read them. And review. 'Cause their funny.

Au Revoir!

~Wolfy