Hey! I'm baaaaaaccck! I was in the mountains for a few days with no internet, no cell service, and 15 channels on the TV and the only one I liked was all messed up. I'm soooo an indoors type. So I thought…why not write about it? Mwahahaha!

"Well, Anakin, what do you think?"

"I think this place is so old, Master Yoda could've been born in it."

"Oh, come now, you'll love it! It's peaceful up here, away from all the noise and traffic."

"I still don't see why we couldn't go see the Boonta Eve Classic."

"Because this is a meditative retreat, and it is rather hard to meditate listening to pod racers crashing together at top speeds and drunk beings spending their few measly credits making bets."

"Aw, come one, Master, that's fun! And besides, there's nothing up here! There's not even any comlink service, and Or'eth promised to tell me who won!"

"You can find out on your datapad, now hurry up!"

"Fine…..Master!"

"What?"

"There's no Wi-Fi either!"

"Oh, yes, did I forget to mention that?"

"I want to go home."

"Now you are just being a brat."

"But what am I supposed to do?"

"Oh, go read something, why don't you?"

"But I want to find out who won!"

"(Sigh) I think there is a holoveiwer in the back room."

"YES! What channel?"

"I think it is fifteen."

"Twelve…thirteen…fourteen…. Fifteen! Here it is- NO!"

"What now?"

"There's no color or sound!"

"So? You can still see who wins, and it is much quieter that way."

"But it's all fuzzy and grainy!"

"Well then you will have to wait until we get back to Coruscant."

"But that's four days!"

"Anakin, you survived three days without food and little water with three gundarks on our tails. You can live four without electronics."

"Master!"

"Padawan!"

"Get in the speeder."

"What?!"

"Get in the speeder NOW!"

"Fine, fine, where to?"

"I don't know, just keep driving!"

( A few minutes later)

"Anakin, where are we going?"

"Shush, hold on-yes! Two bars!"

"Wait a minute-"

"Hello? Or'eth? Who won? WHAT? How did that happen? Son of a bantha!"

"Anakin-"

"Who came in second? Uh huh. Uh huh. Awesome!"

"Anakin Skywalker, get off the comlink this instant!"

"Ugh. I gotta go, Or, call you soon."

"Anakin."

"What?"
"YOU MADE ME DRIVE TEN MILES TO MAKE A COMLINK CALL?!"

"Well, yeah, but what was I supposed to do?"

"Oh, I don't know, WAIT?!"

"But I told you, there's nothing to do! I would've died!"

"There is plenty to do."

"Like what?"

"Well, I found a sabaac board in the closet."

"SOMEONE GET ME OUTA HERE!"

END