Hey everyone! My first fic of the Hey Arnold fandom, but not my first fic Ever, so yeah… I hope you all enjoy… and the first reviewer gets a virtual hug!

(oh, and I do not, nor ever will own Hey Arnold. Sad face.)

Football head.

"Get out of my way Arn- er, Football head!"

She called me football head.

Again.

My head doesn't look that much like a football.

Does it?

No, what am I saying of course it doesn't.

It's just Helga.

Just Helga being, well… Helga.

Helga and her pink bow.

The bow she always wears.

Pink bow girl would be more fitting on her than football head is on me.

I could call her pink bow girl.

But she might bite me.

Truthfully, I don't mind her pink bow.

It brings out the blue in her eyes.

And it matches her dress.

'I like your bow because it's pink like your pants.'

If I called her pink bow girl, it wouldn't work well.

One, because it's true.

An Two, because I like the name on her.

It fits.

Huh.

Maybe Football head fits me too.

Maybe she calls me that because its, well, its me.

The name suits me.

Maybe she likes the name on me.

Hmm…

You know, I don't mind her calling me Football head much, anymore.

~fin~