A/N: I do not own the characters; they belong to FOX and CP Coulter. Story is influenced the song "12 Pains of Christmas" by Bob Rivers.
"This one isn't right."
"Julian. All we need is something that can support a few ornaments and not brown until January."
"NO. We need the perfect tree. One that is the right height, full all around, and doesn't have pine needles that fall off if you accidentally brush against it."
"Oh and we need that fresh pine smell too!"
"EXACTLY!"
"No! I was kidding! Why don't we just buy a fake tree and get those car air fresheners that smell like pine trees and call it a day?" Julian turned to Logan, mouth open in horror.
"Buy a fake tree? What? BLASPHEMY!"
Logan laughed as Julian continued to wander around the tree lot, stopping every now and then to pet a tree and whisper, "he didn't mean it."
"This. This one is it." Julian stopped and grabbed Logan's hand. "This is the perfect tree."
"..It looks like the past ten trees we've looked at."
"Hush. You're ruining the magic of the moment."
Logan just laughed, placing a soft kiss on Julian's forehead before wandering off to find the guy so they could pay for it, leaving Julian to stare at the tree in awe.