WELCOME TO THE FIRST CHAPTER OF IMBDR (Clean Version)! Sorryry for making Adelice somewhat of a bitch in this story but I like making characters like that because most of my OTHER characters are kinda Mary Sue… so yea I hope you enjoy this story! Oh and some of the characters are going to be a bit OOC so please help me and let me know if you notice this… MAGICAL AUTHOR POWERS ACTIVATE! COMMENCE STORY!

READ ME READ ME READ MEEEEEE! This story contains refrances to the anime Bleach! Please don't message me about it! Because I will ignore it! Thank you.

"But you already have so many Clara!"

"But I don't have volume seven or eight!" Clara whined like a irritating two year old wanting candy.

"Your obsession with Kuroshitsuji is getting a little annoying. I'm starting to think you're only friends with me because I have an eye patch like that Ciel kid you where talking about." I huffed. Clara rolled her eyes and put me in a headlock, then proceeding to give me a slight headache inducing noogie,

"Aw, come on Addey! You know I love ya!" We wandered the manga section of the local bookstore, looking for two different mangas. Clara looked in the girl's section for Kuroshitsuji manga, also known as Black Butler, and I looked in the boy's section for Bleach manga. I had to listen to this guy who thought I should go back to my 'girly manga' and that a 12 year old shouldn't be reading this anyways. I shut him up with a sharp and witty remark though. Suddenly, out of nowhere Clara gave a girly squeal that made me think my eardrums burst and ran around the bookshelf holding volume seven and eight in front of her and jumping up and down like a mad /wo/man.

"IT WAS THE LAST ONE ON THE SHELF! I had to wrestle it from the hands of a fat chick but IIIIIII got it!" I held up my hands to protect my face from being whacked by the books in Clara's hands.

"O.k. o.k. You got the last ones, cool your face."

"Wow, real nice choice of words Addey." Clara deadpanned, dropping the books into her bag "What? You know that I have no mental filtering system. I just say what's on my mind!" It's so much fun to irritate your bestie! I grabbed three volumes of Bleach and walked towards the cashiers. The irritating cashier was chewing me out for not buying 'real books' and that I have 'no respect for literature' and that if I'm going to buy manga buy some 'girl's manga' that's 'appropriate'. Stupid old hag, she has no right to judge what I choose to read! We paid for our manga and headed to the park that was a block away. I already had my nose buried in my 'not real or girly manga' book. Clara poked me in the arm "Hey Lyds, we're gonna' be late if you keep walking while you read." I waved my hand in a 'yea whatever' motion. "Hey look! An Ichigo Kurosaki cosplayer!" Clara cried, "Really?! WHERE!?" I snapped my head up, out of my book. Then I whipped my head towards Clara as she laughed hysterically at my very retarded reaction. Dang it, walked right into that one. Clara ran over to one of the picnic tables that lined the park area and sat down, waving me over.

I had finished my first volume of Bleach and was now on the second. Clara's face swam in and out of view as I dozed off in the ridiculous midsummer heat. Clara noticed this and a mischievous smirk played across her face. She seized my manga from my bag and rubbed it against my cheek. Clara laughed as I jolted, fully awake and slapped the book away like I slapped that one fat kid who tried to ask me out. I glared daggers at Clara, slightly irritated

"Um, Cal? Please stop trying to make Aizen book rape/smooch my arm, It's so gross." Clara shrugged

"Sorry but you where helpless." I looked around to see if anyone had noticed, then spotted two strange figures. The taller with raven hair and burgundy eyes, the shorter with navy blue hair and one royal blue eye and an eye patch. Both were dressed quite strangely. I pointed at two approaching figures and whispered, "Hey look, cosplayers." Clara looked over to where I was pointing and squealed so high I could have sworn my new iPhone screen cracked. "Oh my god! It's Sebastian and Ciel! They look exactly like them!" They where walking in our direction, Clara was starting to hyperventilate like the air was made of poison gas. I got a bad feeling from being around them and was crouching into my track star running stance, fully prepared to run. But Clara put a hand on my shoulder and yanked me up to full height. Damn that girl has a tight grip!

The two 'cosplayers' stopped in front of us and whispered among them selves, we could only catch bits and pieces of their conversation like: "Are you sure that's her… Yes Young Master… No it can't be… yes…" Wait… Young master? It's the 21st century! I tugged on Clara's sleeve and whispered in her ear "I've got a bad feeling about them. Let's get the heck out of here." We looked at the cosplayers and started whispering again, "Are you sure about that Lyds? They look pretty harmless." We looked at each other. The man in the black spoke first "Are you Miss Adelice Bennnette?" He asked, looking at me with his head slightly tilted to the right. I took a step back and pointed at him.

"StalkerguyinblacksuitknowsmynamesayWHAT? HOLY HECK GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" Clara was panicking too. We ran from the two but soon Clara stopped to catch her breath about three blocks away, damn, I guess that's why Clara only got a C in P.E. We looked at each other and started walking normally. We scanned the streets, looking for the 'creepy cosplayers'. I was totally scared out of my mind to see the pair waiting for us a few feet away. We ran into a street that I hoped was going to fork so we could lose them but was instead a dead end. We whirled around to look at the advancing pair. It seemed that they where walking slower than natural. My covered eye began to burn, it felt as if someone poured scalding hot water onto my eye. They got closer to us. Clara broke down and began to scream a string of curse words at the strangely dressed pair and I'll admit I wanted to do the same. I crouched into a defensive position I had learned from my MMA classes and was fully prepared to throw them over my shoulder, grab Clara, and run like my life depended on it. And in a way it sort of did. They seemed to notice that I wouldn't go down so easily, no way I would be a cliché Mary sue and let them hurt/rape/kidnap us without a fight. I raced towards them and started to deliver a series of punches and kicks to both of them, particularly to the older one. I tried to make my attacks sharper and more aggressive the more times they dodged my blows. DAMN IT! Why can't I land any hits on them?! I wish I had mad ninja skills like Yoruichi, or at least be able to become a cat and run! I was suddenly struck by pain and fear as I crumpled to the ground, clutching my eye, pain shooting through my system. Curse it all, I look so weak like this! I stood up shakily and raced forward them again, a metal pipe that I had noticed against the wall of the alley and picked up in my hand. The older of the two seized my wrist in an iron grip and covered my eyes with his other hand, the pipe clattered to the ground with a deafening echo. The last two things that I heard before I blacked out where, "Hurry up, Sebastian." And "Yes, my lord."

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"Oh my god! I just got kidnapped didn't I! Where the heck is Clara damn it!" It's dark… a blindfold? And am I tied up or something? "OK Clara! You and Ashton Kutcher can come out of the closet now, untie me, and scream 'YOU JUST GOT PUNKED' in my face! Hurry up, I'm hungry!"

I waited and listened but instead of hearing Clara's voice I just heard; "Sebastian, she is so rude for a young lady her age. Elizabeth never spoke like that." It was a young boy's voice, maybe a bit older than me.

"I must agree but we need her." This one was deeper and more mature, and admittedly a bit attractive. At this point I just snapped and started screaming my head off.

"WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!? LET ME OUTTA HERE, GOD DAMMN IT YOU ARE SO GOING TO GET IT WHEN I GET UNTIED! " The blindfold started to slip and I shook it off. I saw the two creepy cosplayers from earlier, but I was starting to think they were not just creepy anymore… they where downright freaking me out! "Let. Me. Go. Right. Now. And. Send. Me. HOME." I growled through clenched teeth.

"I'm afraid we cannot do that Miss Bennette." The man in the tailcoat said to me with a bow punctuating his words,

"Cut it out man! At the very least untie me you morons! And what's with this 'miss' stuff?" I snapped angrily.

"We cannot do that either Miss Bennette." The older man smirked, stressing the end of the sentence. I am suddenly very thankful that I keep a pocketknife in my boot and my sleeve. I slipped it out and started to cut the ropes. Ha, cut the rope. Like the App. Get it? No? Oh well. "Aaug." I flinched a bit, a few drops of blood dripping down my wrist. I'm such an idiot for thinking that I could do this like they do in the movies! But I want to get out of here as soon as possible so I need to keep going and ignore the sharp pain in my arm.

"What should we do now Sebastian? As much as I hate to admit it we cannot simply keep her here. She may die of starvation. But we cannot let her go because she will try to fight us, particularly you." The younger boy said.

"You darn right I will!" The strange pair looked at me again, "I will fight you and win and kill you and laugh while I use your dead bodies to feed my giant pet piranha!" I nearly jumped for joy when those ropes came loose but I had to keep my cool and wait for the right time to strike. I'm gonna take 'em down in one move! Just a little more… A liiiiiiiitle more to the left… Perfect. "GOTCHA! YOU COCKY IDIOT!" I aimed a kick at his head but missed… and put a two foot crater in the wall… I CAN DO THAT? AWESOME! I whirled around and gave him a pretty good blow to the head… and he looked like he didn't even feel it! What is wrong with this guy?! I need to keep my guard up! Me left his right side wide open so if I aim the kick right, "HERE!" hah! He felt that one I know he did! "YOU'D BETTER NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME DAMNIT!"

One more, well placed kick should put him down on the ground and then I can get out of here! I jumped up in the air and brought my foot down on his head, crap! He caught my foot! AHHHHH! "WHAT THE HECK? LET ME GO YOU BUTLER WANNABE! H-HEY PUT ME DOWN MY STUFF IS GONNA FALL OUT OF MY POCKETS!" Oh crap… my pocketknife fell out of my sleeve…

"Haa, so that's how you cut the ropes. What strange items you carry… Miss Bennette." The butler mused.

"PUT ME DOWN!" The butler smirked, promptly dropping me on my head. "OUCH! I SAID PUT ME DOWN NOT DROP ME ON MY HEAD!" The arrogant butler wannabe smirked at me, "You did say to put you down so I did just that." I sat up rubbing my sore head… and my sore butt. I stood up and crossed my arms trying to get across how freaking pissed I was "Just tell me why the hell you kidnapped me already." "We will tell you if you calm down." Arrogant butler in a stupid tailcoat but I do want to know why I'm here so… I hate swallowing my pride… "Fine."