Prologue: Victim of Bizarreness

It was just another peaceful day in Ooo: nobody was trying to abduct princesses, or to kill all the living on this planet, or to do one of hundreds of things villains and Ice King tried to do every day.

Nothing was demanding Finn's direct attention and by all means, he was thankful. Of course, he was always glad to help anybody who needed a hero, but having a day out never hurt, right? So that morning he got up early, had a quick breakfast without Jake and left, placing a note on the dining table:"Sorry, bro, gone away without you. Will pick anything of value back there. Love, Finn."

For anybody, not knowing Finn well enough, it meant he's gone to rob a bank, probably to a gold mine, but Jake knew better: it was just one of Finn's random searches for a good adventure, or maybe a little dungeon, at least. Not being surprised by Finn's lurker event, he just simply started to make his own breakfast, simultaneously ringing up Lady and inviting her to have a meal with him, using his powers to create some additional limbs to do everything at the same time, of course.

As it was said, it was just another peaceful day in Ooo. But.

Finn was wandering across the forest, randomly picking up rocks and looking below them or tapping trunks on his way, trying to find any entrance to the dungeon.

"Wish I had this heat sense of FP." He complained, bending over to another suspicious place. Maybe this action actually saved his life, as the tree right behind him suddenly exploded, sending one especially large bench right above Finn in process. Obviously surprised, and maybe a little freaked out, Finn turned back to see the reason for a tree to nearly pierce him right to another one. What appeared before his eyes was quite more than he expected: Magic Man. Luckily, he wasn't looking straight at Finn, rather just walking through the forest and randomly pointing at trees, which exploded moments after.

Being careful not to move, as every dangerous monster always reacted to a movement, Finn just decided to wait for Magic Man to walk away. Suddenly, he overheard:

"How the heck am I supposed to help you, big brother? Typical you: when I gladly offered you an awesome baldness, you just said thanks but no thanks. Hehe, not that it stopped me... But anyway! Saving a dimension I don't even belong to is insane even for me! What do you think: I am purely made of magic? Well, sad to disappoint you, but only ninety four. Ninety four!"

And at those words he turned and looked straight at Finn, standing there motionless.

"Oh, here you are! And I think I've just had a magical idea!" He exclaimed, excited. "Mind helping out a poor old man?"

Finn answered furiously:

"No!"

"But why?"

"Cause you are a jerk and butt-face!"

Magic Man seemed offended by this one, but then giggled happily:

"Oh right, you remembered my first magic life lesson! I am so proud of you!"

Finn was already backing away, but stopped for a second to ask:

"Really? So will you let me go away?"

"Of course, no!" Magic Man laughed. "This is time to learn one more lesson: sometimes you just don't have any choice! Come on, it won't hurt. I will just show you a brand new world with a little help of magic!" With these words he started to near Finn, having an ominous smile on his face.

Finn didn't understand anything of 'a brand new world', but he just got to know Magic Man well enough to realize that any his idea isn't good for him. Or healthy. So, knowing it is possibly useless, he still tried to knock Magic Man down by hitting him with a straight powerful blow of his fist. Sadly for Finn, it didn't appeal to Magic Man anyhow, cause he cast a spell seconds before, letting his body to dismaterialize where the Finn's fist trajectory lay on.

With no options left, understanding how exactly dangerous it is to fight with a person, who can do literally everything with you, Finn tried to do the thing he liked the least in the world: to run away. No that it could work, anyway, despite Finn could run really fast when he wanted. Magic Man cast another spell to transform his body into misty substance, mumbling "Magic!" all the time so maliciously he made it sound like he tried to conjure a demon to appear instead, and flew towards Finn, covering all of his body with green particles. Shutting his eyes and trying not to breath, Finn still tried to run, before hitting the tree right in front of him. Refusing to give up, he tried to stand, involuntarily opening his eyelids. What appeared before his eyes was a bright light so intensive it instantly blinded him and knocked his consciousness out.

The very second Finn opened his eyes once again, he knew something would be really wrong. Well, Magic Man didn't disappoint him. This time trees were twice taller than they had been. Or was he twice shorter than before? As Finn continued looking dizzily, trying to figure anything out, he heard a voice coming from behind:

"Well, young man, did my advice help you?"

He didn't remember asking anybody for an advice, nor this voice resembled Magic Man's anyhow. But what surprised him even more was that he did answer, and not of his own free will by all means:

"I am afraid no, Father. But thanks for the advice anyway."

"You are welcome, Finneas. Besides, your brethren always helped us, priests, so I am always glad to do something in return." Old man ( Finn thought it was an old man by his voice, but couldn't really find out, because his body refused to turn over or at least ask what the flip is going on ) chuckled.

This situation was overflowing with amount of weirdness, even for Magic's Man magic. Finn tried to move his right hand, but he couldn't. Instead, both of his hands were placed in front of his body, as if he was praying on his knees. Knees! That was why everything seemed to be taller: he was just sitting on his knees. Not that it helped with any other strangeness of this situation, but Finn was still glad to find he wasn't turned into some kind of runt.

Try to call for him louder. He heard, rather feeling these words came from the insides of his head than from outside.

Finn thought:" To call for who?" and, surprisingly, got an answer in a second.

Finneas, of course, you dummy. Isn't it obvious? You are in his body with the help of my magic!

"Magic Man!" Finn shouted mentally.

Sure! And now try to concentrate and apply to him, instead of me, or you both won't be able to complete the quest.

"What the quest are you talking about?"

Patience, little mortal. I will tell everything to both of you right after you will introduce yourself to this hospitable fool... I mean owner of this body!

It wasn't like Finn had any choice in this kind of situation, but he still grumbled, not wanting to do anything Magic Mac would think as appropriate. Finally, he shrugged, ( mentally, because he still couldn't move any inch of his body. More looked like this wasn't exactly his body, though.) not seeing how it could become worse if he asked the host whether he knew why he is here. So, he concentrated, trying not to just think ordinarily but pretend to say something aloud, and it worked!

"Hey, buddy. 'S up?" Well, Finn still couldn't use vocal cords, but the phrase still sounded clearly inside of his head, or rather head of Finneas. While having already stood up and talking with an old priest, he was clearly surprised to hear it.

"Huh?" He said. "Who are you and where is your location?"

"Who are you talking with, young one?" The priest asked, perplexed.

"I don't know. Didn't you hear that..."

Okay, let me introduce you to each other. Finn, this is Finneas, your employer. And Finneas, this is Finn, who is sword skills you asked Glob for. And now I should be going, but you can stay and have fun! Well, it's not like you have any choice either, haha!

"What do you mean by sword skills he requires? Where have you gone? You promised to explain everything! Oh, dang it, Magic Man!"

Being clearly astonished by the explanation, Finneas still managed to come up with an answer to the priest:

"You know, I think your advice was quite useful after all. I suppose I was given what I asked for... in a very specific way."

Well, you don't understand what's going on, right? Neither do I.)

Still, I've got to say something to you, as always:

1. This is an AU, obviously. The only thing I can say now not to spoil anything that it's a fantasy world, more in my view of what AT world would be like if it was more D&D like and less... Well, Ooo like, but it's not a D&D world.

And because of this here comes the second thing:

2. Name: Finneas Mortens/Finn

Age: 15

Alignment: Lawful Good

Class: Paladin

Weapon: for now it's an old, rusty sword The Banisher.

3. Next chapter's name is Jack the Rogue master.

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See ya later!