Paper Cut
Fanon: Naruto
Pairings: Naruto/Sasuke
Summary: Naruto gets a paper cut. Chaos pursues. In the end Sasuke steps
in.
Disclaimer:
Gem: Rinnie-Chan...
Rapheal: Does...
Lancelot: Not...
Michaelangelo: Own!
Rinne-Chan: Thanks, my lovely Muses. As they said Naruto and co. Are not
mine. Enjoy!
.::Paper Cut::.
There was a loud yelp as Naruto Uzamaki somehow managed to cut his
finger on a piece of paper.
Sakura Haruno watched in apparent shock. Inner Sakura was bouncing up and
down giggling. /Oh yeah! This is just hilarious!/
Kakashi Hatake grinned in amusement as he continued to read Icha Icha
Paradise. He seemed one hundred percent oblivious to the blond's antics.
Sasuke Uchiha stood against the wall casually. "Shut up, dobe. Its just a
paper cut."
Naruto stood still, pointing his injured finger to the Uchiha. "It bloody
hurts, teme."
Sasuke looked into his bag. Shoot, there were no plasters (or bandages).
He looked to his pink haired teammate. He somehow knew Naruto hadn't
brought a first aid kit with him.
Sakura had used the last of her medical supplies on the kitsune just
yesterday. And had ran out.
Kakashi, as though knowing the question, grinned, "I believe we all ran out.
Sasuke groaned, nibbling on his thumb nail as Naruto thrashed around like
the idiot he was. Then an idea struck the raven haired ninja. He looked at
the blond, "hey, dobe. Give me your hand."
Naruto was hesitant at first before putting his hand in Sasuke's out
stretched one. His finger was still bleeding.
Sasuke sucked in air before closing his mouth out the limp finger.
Naruto's eyes widened upon contact. "What the hell are you doing?"
Sasuke ignored the dobe and began to suck and lick the cut finger.
Naruto carried on in his ramblings. "You better stop that or I'll- Ahhhhh!"
He felt a tingling shot inside him; right down to his privates. That felt so
good. He moaned softly as Sasuke used his tongue to lick the blood away.
Then it was gone. Sasuke removed his mouth. He strolled away. His cheeks
were bright pink. I wonder what it'll be to suck his- Sasuke mentally
slapped himself. He did not think that and get hard at the thought. Get
hard? He disappeared from the room.
Kakashi looked up from book. "Did you enjoy that, Naruto?"
The blond kitsune blanched at the perverted question. "N-no!"
The grey haired man shook his head. "I think you did." He pointed to the
obvious tent in Narutos trousers.
This caused the blond curse loudly and leave as well.
Sakura frowned, will he ever learn? "Naruto can be so dense."
"So can Sasuke," came the reply.
This made Sakura confused yet interested. "What does that mean, Sensei?
"They're physically and mentally attracted to each other."
-The End.-
Author: Rinnie-Chan.
A/N: Yes, Sakura-chan fainted after that comment. Before she did, she
went to hunt down Naru-chan. When she found him, he and Sasu-kun were
making out. That's most likely why she fainted -_-;;;