Kirk walked into Luke's diner and asked Luke "Luke, do you have dark coffee?". Luke stares at him for a moment, then answers "no", "Do you have creamed coffee?""No". Kirk looks at Luke suspiciously. "Do you have..." looked around "coffee at all?". "For the last time NO".
All of sudden Lorelai comes in and says to Luke "Luke I have a problem. But first coffee!" "Sure" Luke goes and prepares the coffee. Kirk asks Luke " I thought you had no coffee?". Luke sighs " Go away Kirk" "But I asked fo coffee"..."ok kirk if you leave I'll give you coffee". Kirk thinks for a moment then answers "ok Luke I'll be waiting" kirk leaves the diner.
Lorelai sips her coffee and Luke asks "what's the problem now Lorelai?". Lorelai begins to explain "okay so rory and I where having a normal day see went off to school... and then BAM !!! a bug pops out and hits me in the face.". Luke stares at her confused then asked "are you sure it wasn't one of your dreams again?". Lorelai answers " no this time it's for real it was a giant bug!!! and I need you to take it out". "well that explains the big red mark on your face". Lorelai starts freaking out and searches for a mirror "see does look like a dream to you?".
Finally she finds a mirror..."AAAAHHHH I look like you when you wake up in the morning!!!!". Luke stares at lorelai " hey how do you know how I look in the mornings?" he sighs " lorelai have you been spying on me again?" Luke asked suspicious. Lorelai looks around " No luke never... just because I know that you wear those silly hippy pants and you snore doesn't mean I've been spying on you...oops I wasn't supose to say that". "Lorelai..." Lorelai interups luke "Don't try and change the subject to get out of helping me". "okay lorelai I'll come over later".
A/N: I hope you all liked the chapter R&R peeps. This is my first fanfic so go easy on me.