Taxi
A/N: Random crack-like stuff! There is no yaoi in this unless you need glasses as badly as some people I know (COUGH COUGH), just OOC Light and kind-of-OOC L annoying each other. In Language Arts on Friday, we had to write about two people that dislike each other riding in a cab. An acquaintance actually wrote about L and Light too, but another friend (LXP) wrote Near and Mello. Nobody in the class understood what we were talking about. It was frickin' funny! So, without further ado- oh, wait. Disclaimer. Don't own. Now, without further ado, TAXI!
"Why? Why me? Of all the people in the Task Force I could be assigned to ride with, I got landed with you!" raged Light.
"In all fairness, Light-kun, the same could be said of me," reasoned Ryuuzaki. The cab driver was shooting odd glances at the eccentric detective, who was currently sitting- or sqatting?- in his trademark crouch.
"The only reason I'm even riding with you is because you were late! I got landed with you!"
"Please shut up. You're scaring children."
"I don't care! You listen to me, Ryuuzaki. I've put up with you for far too long. This is your fault but you won't admit it! I guess the genius panda is too scared to admit he's wrong!" yelled Light.
"There is only a 1.4 percent chance of my being wrong, Kira."
"How many times do I have to tell you? I'm. Not. Kira!"
"Oh, look, we're here. Let's go, Light-kun." Light opened the door of the cab, clenching his fists and growling.
A/N: I do believe the AN was longer than the actual writing. I appreciate reviews and ideas!