Why can't he be my friend? That's all I really want. A friend. But every time I think there's a chance of us becoming friends, I fuck it up. It's just... he's so great. And me? I'm pretty sure people are calling me "the next Hitler." Kindness in defiantly not second nature for me. But it is for Kyle. He gets along with almost everyone. And sadly, I'm one of the few people he doesn't get along with...
Author's note: So this is the other story I'm working on. Here Cartman's the main character. I actually have more of this one written but I want to make it interact with my other story. I have over a page of dialog that I wrote. I want to write the same dialog for the other story where Kyle narrates...
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