Naruto in Ninjaland
Amai: Ello! This is our second fanfic!
Rei: And you didn't even finish the first one, baka-shimai.
Amai: ne~yu!
Koko: Whatever, that will be finished after I rewrite it, because I don't like it.
Amai: Yeah, so, anyway Lexii's friend Cherri [purplepockypandabear] helped with the lemon caused she asked and we're-
Rei- YOUR willing to a add request [etc.] if it fits, because your a idea hoarder.
Amai: Yeah! So enjoy the wonderful world of Nin-land! Nettyu~!
Koko: That's not a word, Sweetie, but as she said Enjoy! (Underground- Avril Lavigne)
Even blindly moved over in attempts to get away from the walking sun among them. Strolling home from a day at the movies, Naruto couldn't help but unusually bleed out more excitement than ever. The team decided to go to the movies for a break from training and missions and they ended up watching 'Alice in Wonderland', exactly what he wanted to see. Sakura was still ignoring him but was being nicer than normal, another good point, and Sasuke wasn't being a teme either. Someone would probably wonder why but not our Naruto. Too happy things were well, he turned down an alley shortcut hoping that tomorrow would go by just as great.
Caught up in his daydreams, Naruto didn't noticed the bottle on the ground before he slipped on it and landed in the trash can. "Aw man," he grumbled scrambling out and cleaning himself off, "I should have guessed something would happen." then he noticed that the bottle was old, dirty and cracked down the side. Dirty water was seeping through the crack and he let it drain out while continuing home. Laying across his bed he tried wiping off some of the dirt but the filming was to thick. The water smelled like a toilet that hadn't been cleaned in the last ten days after someone pooped in it and didn't flush. Him wrinkled his face as the strangely colored liquid poured out behind the trash can. Because he's not only mischievous but curious, Naruto popped the cork and let the rolled up paper slowly slide out into his hand. The paper seemed to be 2000 years old- causing him to handle it carefully in fear- and had 'Alice's Map' printed as the title. It was in fact a map with winding roads and trails all ending at a tree or field. Naruto's eyes lit up, "Just like in Alice in Wonderland! This day just keeps getting better and better!"
Wondering if the 'going to the movies' thing was a bad idea, Kakashi sat watching his disciples from afar. "See see, look here but be careful- its fragile!" Naruto beamed to Sakura, showing only her the newly obtained item and making sure to block Sasuke's view from were he stood. "Only someone like you would believe in such childish things," Sasuke soughed rolling his eyes at the bubbling wonder before them. More interested in Sakura's react than Sasuke's, Naruto react to the comment and continued on about adventuring to Wonderland and acting as the characters did in the movie. "you do know there's more to it in the books right?" the pinkette finally stated, "even so, Naruto, Sasuke-kun is right. There no way this leads to Wonderland, if it even exists in the first place." Upset that she took Sasuke's side, as usual, he sat down quietly pouting as he put the map away.
That teme ruined it again, but I'll so him!
"That's too bad then," he sighed before Kakashi appeared before the trio.
Sasuke hadn't turned from Naruto and almost interrupted the usual "your late!...lair!" chant. Stunned back into reality Sasuke huffed in annoyance with Naruto's reaction to everything. He, along with Sakura and Naruto, was thinking things had been changing ever since early yesterday morning. Kakashi was silently grinning as he surveyed his team. "My, my, I think we should have movie days more often, because you all seem to be behaving well today," he chimed "even Naruto doesn't seem as overly hyperactive." Naruto puffed up his cheeks and folded his arms across his chest-gaining everyone's mental 'aawwl, how cute!' response- before he asked what their mission was for the day. He was trying to hurry their agenda, so he could go looking for one of the rabbit holes.
"Ugh, this is unbelievable," Sakura cried, "and I bet that's why we had a free day yesterday!" Their sensei had them clean the Elder's homes and Konoha's storage room. Kakashi sat watching nearby with a evil grin while talking to the guards about weird and erotic things that happens in the 'Ichi Ichi' series. "Just take this as training and working our hardest and fastest." he chuckled as the guards laughed. The kids all groaned solemnly as they tried to hurry and finish the job. Just then Tsunade burst into the room. "Why the hell are these genin working in here? What the fuck aren't you men doing your job? You have 10 second for your four to disappear and you six do your own damn work, you slackers!" Everyone immediately scrambled around bumping heads trying to get to their positions. The teens brushed quickly passed their Hokage and into the streets of the village. "Man, thank god Tsunade-sama came in just in time." Sakura sighed contently. Naruto was already wandering away from them. "Where are you going, dobe?" Sasuke called out ignoring Sakura's efforts for his attention.
Why is he wondering about what I'm doing? Naruto thought before cheerfully bouncing away singing "Nothing that deals with you teme~," he even did a little jig before continuing on laughing wholeheartedly. Sasuke twitched annoyed by Naruto's cheekiness before escaping from Sakura, leaving her to sulk all alone. Naruto ran to the bridge they usually meet at and pulled the map out again. "Okay then," he whispered passing his hand smoothly over the paper, "show me the way." Instantly, the details changed to one similar to Konoha and its close surroundings, and a red trail was drawn from his location to a field deep in the training grounds. "Alright!" he screamed happily before following the trail. Little did he know about what he would find there.
Lexii: yes I now this is short, the 1st part to everything I write is going to be short.
Rei: that's right, so don't say anything about that in your comments.
Amai: and plez comment cuz wen u dnt my words bcome filld w/ more ebonics.
Koko: Oh, god stop! *chases Amaishi*
Lexii: Haha, so yeah, comment rate read, n thnx for dealing with the likes of me... us, whatever ^^