Plumbers, Refridgerators, and Gods, Oh My!
Authors: Onyx the Blind, Sakura Kaiba
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Diclaimer:
Onyx the Blind: I'm too lazy to hunt down any characters and make them read this, so I suppose we'll do it ourselves.
Sakura Kaiba: I know but...
Onyx: No, you do not get to stalk Seto today, we can do that later.
SK: But I haven't seen him for over an hour, I'll go into withdrawl!
Onyx: :| ... Anywho, on with the Official Disclaimer!
SK: Sakura Kaiba and Onyx the Blind (who is not actually blind) do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the characters from it. Or Fobidden Memories, or Playstation. Or the Wizard or Oz. (see title. That wasn't COMPLETLY random)
Onyx: So don't sue us! All you'll get is Sakura's plastic Kaiba doll!
SK: Which is precious to me. And accompanies me in my sleep!
Onyx: Right... ON WITH THE SHOW!
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"Uh... Sakura?"
"Onyx?"
"What the heck is that plumber doing?"
The metallic sounds of a madman sawing ruined the music of Avril Lavigne. (A/N: Sakura: I LOVE Avirl Lavigne!) A plumber was attempting to fix a drainage problem in Sakura's apartment. Apparently, whenever the family upstairs ate dinner, little bits of it floated down into Sakura's bath, toilet and kitchen sink. In short, little chunks of salad and other unnameable things invaded Sakura's house every night at a certain time. (A/N: Sakura: This is all true. Those people up there are pyscho vegans or something!) And they had chosen the night Onyx was sleeping over to fix it.
"Umm, I'm not sure, but he sounds happy doesn't he?"
"You could say that."
ZZZZTZ ZZZZTZ CCHK CCHKZZ
"Well, whatever, ignore him. You've got to beat Hottie." (A/N: Sakura: 'Hottie' is Seto on the Forbidden Memories playstation game. By the way, I discovered Seto can be so unbelievably hot at times, I will start to hyperventilate.)
Sakura nodded and concentrated on the Yu-Gi-Oh video game again.
Three seconds later: "Geeze! Lost *again!* Seto is unbeatable!"
Onyx nodded sympathetically. "Just try not to think of Pegasus."
"Why not, 'cause you want to think about him?"
"Well, I was going to that that if Kaiba's hard then Peggy'll be immortal, but that works too."
Sakura laughed. "Well, while you're thinking of Peggy, I'll be dreaming of Kaiba. He's so cool!"
"Pegasus is better."
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Prove it."
"Hmm... Well, for one thing, my god is the hottest, bestest (A/N: Onyx: That was intentional.) duelist ever, *and* he sucked out your god's soul!"
"Whatever, at least my god doesn't have a chunk of metal shoved into his eye socket."
"Oh shut up, and go back to your losing."
Sakura smirked and turned back to the dueling game.
"Sakura?"
"Onyx?"
"That plumber is really acting up."
The sounds of sawing had increased and were now accompainied by a freakish whirring, hissing sound.
"Yeah, your right. OH SHOOT!"
Sakura gasped and jumped up, a panicked expression on her face.
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That's the end of chapter one, go on to chapter two to see what happens. Trust me, it gets better!
Authors: Onyx the Blind, Sakura Kaiba
***
Diclaimer:
Onyx the Blind: I'm too lazy to hunt down any characters and make them read this, so I suppose we'll do it ourselves.
Sakura Kaiba: I know but...
Onyx: No, you do not get to stalk Seto today, we can do that later.
SK: But I haven't seen him for over an hour, I'll go into withdrawl!
Onyx: :| ... Anywho, on with the Official Disclaimer!
SK: Sakura Kaiba and Onyx the Blind (who is not actually blind) do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the characters from it. Or Fobidden Memories, or Playstation. Or the Wizard or Oz. (see title. That wasn't COMPLETLY random)
Onyx: So don't sue us! All you'll get is Sakura's plastic Kaiba doll!
SK: Which is precious to me. And accompanies me in my sleep!
Onyx: Right... ON WITH THE SHOW!
***
"Uh... Sakura?"
"Onyx?"
"What the heck is that plumber doing?"
The metallic sounds of a madman sawing ruined the music of Avril Lavigne. (A/N: Sakura: I LOVE Avirl Lavigne!) A plumber was attempting to fix a drainage problem in Sakura's apartment. Apparently, whenever the family upstairs ate dinner, little bits of it floated down into Sakura's bath, toilet and kitchen sink. In short, little chunks of salad and other unnameable things invaded Sakura's house every night at a certain time. (A/N: Sakura: This is all true. Those people up there are pyscho vegans or something!) And they had chosen the night Onyx was sleeping over to fix it.
"Umm, I'm not sure, but he sounds happy doesn't he?"
"You could say that."
ZZZZTZ ZZZZTZ CCHK CCHKZZ
"Well, whatever, ignore him. You've got to beat Hottie." (A/N: Sakura: 'Hottie' is Seto on the Forbidden Memories playstation game. By the way, I discovered Seto can be so unbelievably hot at times, I will start to hyperventilate.)
Sakura nodded and concentrated on the Yu-Gi-Oh video game again.
Three seconds later: "Geeze! Lost *again!* Seto is unbeatable!"
Onyx nodded sympathetically. "Just try not to think of Pegasus."
"Why not, 'cause you want to think about him?"
"Well, I was going to that that if Kaiba's hard then Peggy'll be immortal, but that works too."
Sakura laughed. "Well, while you're thinking of Peggy, I'll be dreaming of Kaiba. He's so cool!"
"Pegasus is better."
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Prove it."
"Hmm... Well, for one thing, my god is the hottest, bestest (A/N: Onyx: That was intentional.) duelist ever, *and* he sucked out your god's soul!"
"Whatever, at least my god doesn't have a chunk of metal shoved into his eye socket."
"Oh shut up, and go back to your losing."
Sakura smirked and turned back to the dueling game.
"Sakura?"
"Onyx?"
"That plumber is really acting up."
The sounds of sawing had increased and were now accompainied by a freakish whirring, hissing sound.
"Yeah, your right. OH SHOOT!"
Sakura gasped and jumped up, a panicked expression on her face.
***
That's the end of chapter one, go on to chapter two to see what happens. Trust me, it gets better!