Ranma is Bonkers
Adapted from the main theme of "Bonkers"
Once upon a time in Nerima
There was a guy who had it all,
Martial Arts Fame
Top 'a' the game
Up until he took the fall…
(splash)
Now she makes a livin' downtown
Walking to a brand new beat,
Slippin' as a newbie,
Trippin', now has boobies,
Taken down a one way street-
BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!!
Oo, that dude,
Now a dudette,
This is insane,
BOUT AS CRAZY AS IT GE-ETS!
Cause he's
(Ranma.)
Yeah, Ranma One-Half!
(Ranma.)
Trannie? Don't be daft, 's'just
(Ranma.)
Someone's stealing the girl?
Pour hot water, get ready for a whirl now!
(Ranma.)
Yeah,
Things get outta controoOOOool!
Now,
Caught in a bend
Water change gends,
Just think about all the postards we'll send, now
But'cha can't change back 'till the very end,
But you know bud, yer still a guy,
Cause Your-
(Ranma.)
(Ranma.)
(Ranma.)
(RANMA!)
You just gotta-
You just gotta-
You just gotta-
You just gotta try!!
(Ranma.)