"And that kids is how you spell 'Pussy'." Mr. Garrison, the creeper teacher with the weird puppet thing on his hand, said as he turned back around to the class. "Any questions?"
Fatt-ass Cartman raised his hand quickly. "Mr. Garrison, that's as in 'Pussycat', right?"
"Yes, that's right Cartman, very good."
Tubby put down his hand and smiled evilly at his friend Kyle. "Oh, 'cause I thought it was as in 'Kyle is a'."
"Shut the hell up, Cartman!" Kyle shouted back in retaliation.
"Kyle!" Mr. Garrison set the chalk down on the chalk tray thing and pointed his puppet at Kyle. "Watch your goddamn language!"
Before Kyle could say anything to the teacher, Iron Man flew in through the chalkboard and stood in front of the class.
Mr. Garrison stumbled in front of the class. "Who the hell are you?"
"I am Iron Man, and-" He caught eyes with the creepy puppet and stared at it for a few seconds. "And-" More staring. "STOP MOCKING ME!" He blasted the puppet quickly, and in turn blasted Garrison's hand clean off... and in turn also blasted Kenny in the head.
Kenny fell to the ground quickly, charred to a crisp. Kyle and Stan ran over to him quickly and examined him.
"Oh my god!" Stan shouted. "He killed Kenny!"
"You-"
"Bastard?" Iron Man said, finishing the sentence. "Yeah, we've all heard that thousands of times, getting old. But this isn't." He blasted the other two and flew through the roof.
Cartman walked to the three dead bodies and kicked them a bit... then took their money and ran out of the room.