Hello!! I'm newcomer(of English fanfic). This story had been buried for a long time in my mind. So sorry for the rate, language, or maybe pairings in this fic. Hope you like it!! Yaaa, just beware of the rate. Kids are suggested to read this. Hahahaha……just kidding.
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Sasuke is sitting on the sofa and watching TV as usually. Then, somebody knock the door…
"Huh, come in"
"Hi Sasuke, how are you?"Naruto entered Sasuke's house.
"Don't move, Shit"Sasuke stopped Naruto's step.
"Why?"asked Naruto.
"You wet. Is it raining outside?"asked Sasuke.
"Well, yeah it is"Naruto smirked.
"Hold on, I'll take a towel for you"
"Here it is"Sasuke gives Naruto towel.
"Thanks, Sasuke"Naruto replied.
"What's that?"
Sasuke looked at the thing that Naruto brought.
"Oh, it's a food for you!! Special from Ichiraku!!"
Naruto answered happily.
"Ramen……as usually"Sasuke moan.
"No, this is different. Ichiraku ramen has new menu now!! This is……..Uzumaki Special Ramen!!"Naruto said proudly.
"Are you working there, huh??"asked Sasuke.
"No, I gave them this food's recipe"said Naruto happily.
"Huh, so……?"
Sasuke gave Naruto a strange look.
"I want you to become the first people who taste this food"
Suddenly, the place silent……….
"Ok, I'll taste it"said Sasuke.
"Thanks sooooo much Sasuke"
He hugged Sasuke.
"Don't kiss me"said Sasuke anger.
"Ooh, we are friends"
"Yeah, I know. But, do best friend kiss best friends? We are guys. Not a girl and guy"
"Ok, I give up. Now, lets eating"Naruto let his hand off from Sasuke.
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When Sasuke's going to eat his fifth bribe. He feels queasy.
"Excuse me……"Sasuke permitted.
He runs to the bathroom……
"Hoooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek"
Sasuke was vomit.
"What's up bro?"asked Naruto.
"No…… hoeeeeeeeeeek" Sasuke vomit for the second time.
"I think there's something wrong with you. What's that??"asked Naruto.
"I say no...hooeeek"Sasuke vomit for the third time.
While Sasuke still vomit. Naruto still thinking. His eyes grew wide. Then, he gasped.
"Sasuke…….maybe you……"
"What?"asked Sasuke.
"Maybe you are pregnant!!"said Naruto perfunctorily.
"How can a guy pregnant, huh??"asked Sasuke angrily.
"Yaa………..maybe. Please wait for a while, I'll take something for you"
"Huh, usuratonkachi"inner Sasuke. (I don't know what does 'usuratonkachi'mean. Please tell me!!)
Then, Naruto back to the bathroom. He holds something like white box.
"Here, use this"said Naruto.
"Where did you get that??"asked Sasuke.
"Everywhere"said Naruto.
"Not funny, I'm serious"
"Ok, I got this from Neji"said Naruto.
"You got this from…WHAT?!"Sasuke surprised.
"Yeah, are you deaf??"asked Naruto.
"No, I heard it very clear"
Naruto bring out the testpack from the box.
"I'll wait outside"
He closed the door. And wait outside……
2 minutes later…..
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"Sasuke scream.
"What happen??"asked Naruto.
"Two stripes……..two red stripes"said Sasuke full of fear.
"What?? So that means, you are pregnant??"
-TBC-(Somekind of disease called "Tuberculosis". Don't make it sure, I'm just kidding you know)
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So sorry for my sucking grammar if there's something wrong, just tell me. Thanx soooo much. Do not ever forget to give me a revieeeeww!!