A/N: I was not on crack or under the influence when I wrote this. But I was inspired by two overly annoying girls in my Statistics class this morning chatting about their suck-y love lives. I practically retorted everything they were saying (in my head of course). I'm pretty cynical in the morning too, so forgive me girls for being such a douche (in my head). XD
Warnings: crackfic. sasunaru and narusaku. My sad attempt at humor.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
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Why Kakashi Hatake should never write advice columns
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Dear Ask Kakashi,
There's this girl that I've really liked for a long, long time since we've been in the Academy and she's very beautiful, has natural pink hair and the brightest green eyes I've ever seen! She's so smart and pretty tough too, especially when she hits me. And...I REALLY like her!
But she's in love with some bastard.
That bastard is cocky, conceited, arrogant, and just plain rude to everyone he comes across! He thinks he's so much better than me! We ALWAYS compete! He thinks he's the coolest and she's just head over heels for him.
But I realized something one day.
When I went to train in Field 17, I tried manipulating some wind element into my Rasen-shiruken jutsu and when I threw it wrong, it swerved to somewhere I didn't want it to go and accidentally punctured a hole through a couple of trees. The trees were knocked down and so I went to investigate until I noticed...the same bastard was watching me train the whole time!
When I asked him why he was there, he just blurted out that he's loved me for a long time. I was stunned, unable to understand anything anymore!
Ever since then I've noticed he's been spying on me and looks at me when he thinks I'm not looking. My crush is blaming me for his stupid behavior and now I'm stuck between that bastard looking at me all wrong and my crush hitting me for being looked at!
And...I think I'm starting to like him!
I can't take it anymore!
What should I do? Help!
Signed,
Anonymous blond.
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Dear Anonymous blond,
Have you been practicing the water-fall separation method? It'll train your wind element quite nicely.
Don't forget chakra stability is most important to increase the power of your jutsu. Keep in mind of the fundamentals of chakra molding and element manipulation too.
When throwing the Rasen-shuriken, think of like it's all in the wrist. A bad flick and it'll land in an unwanted spot, potentially hurting any of your teammates when faced with a hard mission. Be aware of your chakra reserves as well to prevent fatigue during training.
And please do keep me updated on your latest jutsu creation.
Hope this helped,
Ask Kakashi.