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"What?!" screamed all the students after Narumi's sudden announcement.

"I said, the pop quiz is cancelled and everybody... EVERY BODY should proceed to the meeting room NOW!"

It was about four in the afternoon when all the students from youngest to the oldest were called to the meeting hall for urgent news. As all classes left their rooms, whispers were fast increasing until the once quiet lines turned into a curiosity built mob with pupils pushing and screaming here and there. Students flooded the huge corridors leading to the meeting place and even he supervising teachers Narumi, Jinno, Noda and Misaki all were strangled in the wild knots until spiral marks stirred their eyes.

At last, when everybody had seated, the poor, messy teacher Narumi abruptly jumped on top of the nearest and widest table, couldn't wait for the stage anymore.

"Ok, everybody, listen!" he yelled as he fixed his collar.

"Mr. Narumi! Observe formality and use the stage!" the principal yelled at him, his tie choking him. They were like sardines in the small and unlit meeting room!

"Not necessary!" he answered, trying to overpower the noisy students, "Alright!! Everybody, quiet!"

The whole room continued to go wild and nobody seemed to listen. With so much effort, the other advisers followed what Mr. Narumi did and climbed the tables, screaming to he op of their lungs, but to no avail... until...

"SHUT UP OR ALL OF YOU BOYS WILL RECEIVE A KISS FROM ME!!"

As if Mr. Narumi cast a dreadful spell on them, all boys hushed with eyes flooded in fear, yet the girls cheered even more with hearty eyes.

"Let us kiss you!" they yelled with blushes, "Let us kiss you, Teacher!!"

Narumi turned to them and flipped his eyelashes, "Mr. Jinno will take care of you girls!"

"The horror..." Tsubasa murmured as his spine tingled.

Everyone turned to the electrifying teacher who stood on the farthest table, holding his wand which emitted bluish sparks at the end, his face filled with wrinkling signs of dying age.

When they were assured that none of the two were joking, all dropped dead silent.

"What could it be this time?" asked a bespectacled boy standing below Narumi.

"An incident," the teachers answered, "You see, the main pipes of our school's sewage.er... are..."

"Hurry on it, Narumi!" the principal cried with chattering teeth, "Not much time!"

"They're needed to be fixed! They've aged and weakened so we've called on the repairmen. But unfortunately it would take time and I think we'd require everyone of you to pack up ALL your things tonight, for we're leaving the school for a while. We shall return when the repairing is done."

"What's a sewage pipe?" Mikan, a little brunette who wasn't listening, whispered without listening.

"Stupid. It's where all the school's icky stuff go through, heading to the black storage," Hotaru, her best friend replied in lower than a whisper.

"What's the black storage?"

"Septic tank."

"What's-"

"Alright! Let Mr. Narumi talk!!" Mr. Misaki helped when everyone got noisy again as they all went excited for the moving out of the academy issue.

"My dear students," Mr. Narumi called with a pleasant smile as if he would say a verse from the Bible, and he took out a white board and illustrated a sort of like blue print of the school's sewage system.

"This is a highly red alert matter. This pipe here does all the sucking of the -tit- and other dirty stuff out of the septic tank to avoid it from getting... er... too crowded. Yet, sad to say, it's been malfunctioning a bit due to old age... so it needs to be fixed. OTHERWISE if you won't cooperate, we'll all be drowning in human waste 'coz the academy's septic tank is about to burst any minute allowing every -tit- to flow even through the very faucets of your individual three-star bathrooms." (pause as he closed the cap of his marker and faced the dumbfounded students, "Any questions?"

SILENCE...

"Well? What're we waitingfor?!" a student yelled, almost causing a commotion when...

"Hold it... hold it..." the fat principal had finally succeeded in reachingthe stage and grabbed the microphone. "Everyone calm down. According to the repairmen, the tank still has one free discharge space before it would errupt below us. Lucky for me... I mean you, your alert teachers are fast enough to gather everyone... so, do not panic! You could all safely pack your things and call your parents or guardians to fetch you... provided that all of us would be patient to avoid using the toilets from this moment till we fix the matter," he explained with a cheery smile as students slowly nodded their heads and sighed with relief.

"Chweeeeeeng... ng... ng... CLOG!" a toilet bowl's flushing sound suddenly echoed all throughout the silent room as all pale heads turned to the only restroom present.

As its door slowly opened, it revealed the dim and sweaty face of an auburn-red haired rock star... it was the evil Reo Mori!!

"Whoo!! That was a relief!" he snickered with an evil glare, he turned to the principal and spitted, "You were saying? Wahahahahahaha!!"

After every student realized what Reo Mori had just done( he peed on the toilet bowl), all their eyes shot back on stage for more sweet and calming words from their principal, but found no more principal on stage!

"That's it! We're doomed... SO LONG SUCKERS!!" the fat adult principal who was now exiting the door yelled.

"PANIC!!"

"We're doomed!"

"The door! The door!!"

It was a ruckus scene as thousands of students squeezed themselves through the teensy weensy door and zoomed to their rooms! Some only grabbed what were easily seen, while others didn't even bother pack anymore and just ran across the wide fields to the huge gates of the reputed academy which in seconds, shall turn into a big dump of filthy -tit-.

"Let us out! Let us out!!" students screamed, scrambling along the locked gates.

After a while, it flew open, thus students made their wasy out at last!

"Do you really think this place'll be filled with..." Mikan panted when she reached the outside of the academy. she was supposed to be talking to her best friend Hotaru... yet when she turned , no Hotaru was there beside her!

"Hotaru? Uf! Hotaru?"

The scene was wild with students pushing opposite her direction, but Mikancontinued, craning her head for a raven haired girl that was left behind. Her eyes scrambled on each moving objest beside her, Nonoko, Sumire, Anna, even Yuu was there, but again... no Hotaru.

"Oh no! Hotaru!!"

"Mikan?!" Ruka, her blonde haired friend yelled at her, grabbing his friend's waist when she tried to go back, "Are you crazy?!" he asked, panicking and blushing at the same time as he held her, "The building's..."

"Someone's left behind! I need to help!"

"The place will-"

"I don't care!"

"Mikan!" he stopped her, dragging her to follow the mob, yet Mikan finally pushed him away, "My best friend's still in there!!" and with that, Ruka finally lost her.

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"Hotaru..." Ruka whispered to himself with a worried face, his blushes all gone. For a while, he stopped breathing, and in another second, he ran after the brunette.

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Mikanran toward the building's direction, her ears deaf to the screams of students around her. What was left in her mind was the determination of finding her best friend as a scene of her best friend helplessly swimming a pile of gooey -tit- came to her thoughts.

Mikan's thought... I know I hate -tit-... It may be smelly and icky... but Hotaru... I WILL look for you! (action movie music plays as she runs nearer)... I will, Hotaru!! No matter what. I'm not leaving till I find...

"Where're you heading, idiot?" a cold, familiar voice came into her ears.

"Na... Na..." she whispered as her steps, slowing down till she came to a halt. It was Natsume, standing before her. He seemed to have just exited the academy bulding and he was carrying what sort of looked like a long bag on hi shoulder.

"Natsume! We've got to save... Hotaru?"

It wasn't a bag! What Natsume was carrying on his shoulders wasn't a bag al all, but actually... Hotaru!

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Natsff--"

"Shut up and let's go!" he yelled, grabbing Mikan's left pigtail as they both scurried back to the entrance gate.

It was just that time when Mikan had realized the odor that had just burst into the air! When she looked back, running, the view of her beloved school turned to a blur with greenish or yellowish methane gas dancing in its atmosphere...

"Hotaru's saved but... My school... my poor school... it's... gone... Now, where would I go?"

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Ladies and gentlemen, gathrun's back! I'm back! And I'm happy to present to you this new fic as a blow out for "A Summer Stuck with You"'s birthday! Teehee... So how was it?

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed. Actually I'm quite nervous... I sure wish you'd appreciate this as much as the first one... so... should I continue?