Whitewolfokami: I don't Naruto, only this story. Only time I'm going to say this.

Gaara:…Review…

Today was going to be an odd day for our favorite ninja. Tsunade sent them on a vacation mission. It would only last a month, which sucked. Naruto was now pestering Kakashi, who got stuck as leading the other nin.

"Are we there yet?" Naruto groaned.

"Nope. Only 300 more miles," Kakashi replied while reading his book.

"Ugh!"

"Oh, shut up Naruto!" Sakura yelled.

All the other teams were there. Why the sand nin were there, nobody knew. They walked for a couple more miles until they reached a town.

"I thought you said 300 more miles, Sensei?!" Naruto yelled.

"Oops, I meant 30."

"So, where's our guide?"

"Should be somewhere…There."

The group saw a crowd of people gathering around someone. They got a closer look and saw a girl with a white snake slithering across her body. She had albino white hair and pure hazel/golden eyes. She kissed the snake on the head. It drew back and showed its fangs. Black venom dripped onto ground, burning like acid. The girl smiled and tapped the snake's fangs. She let the venom drip onto her fingers and licked them. The crowd gasped in horror. The snake slithered onto the ground and hissed at her. She smiled again. Then, a male with black spiky hair threw a blanket over the girl. When he removed it, there stood a black wolf, growling and baring its fangs.

"Grr!"

The boy once again threw the blanket over her. This time, she looked like herself, if you counted out the fangs, claws, and her slashing around like a wild animal. All those things disappeared when another boy, who looked like Kakashi, got into a jumping stance. He stood on the ground with his arms stretched out. The girl did a triple flip and landed on his right arm with her left leg in the air. The other boy did a triple flip and a spin and landed on the Kakashi look a like's left arm with his right leg up. The crowd clapped. The girl bowed while the crowd disappeared. Kakashi walked over to the group.

"Hey sensei! He looks like you!" Naruto shouted.

"He better. Kakashi's my older bro. I'm Hatake Hao." He had hair and eyes like Kakashi. Except his eyes were a golden hazel. He a tattoo of a symbol over his left eye. The boy with black hair came over with a pair of headphones over his ears. "This is Shigeki. My brother from another mother and womb."

"Hey…"

"And this goddess is-"

"I'm Okami!" The group actually got a good look at the girl. She had pale white skin, golden/hazel eyes with a bit of jade around the iris. They saw that all three of them had long, sharp nails. Were they part Inuzuka? They studied Okami again. Her hair! It was a vanilla color, in a spiky ponytail like Jiraiya's. But the hair after the ponytail looked like the fur thing on Dosu's back. Okami had two lip studs, the kanji for everlasting darkness on her neck, flames on both wrists, and more tattoos. Her ears were pierced 5 times each. Even her belly button was pierced. No one would call Okami fat but she wasn't skinny. She was what good men called thick. Meaning had meat on her bones, no fat, just a bit of hips and thighs. She was smiling at the nin.

"Hey! So we're suppose to be showing you a good time? Hey, Kakashi!"

"Hello, Okami-"

"Shika!" Okami gave Shikamaru a hug. "Do you know how Hikari has been worried about you? You are gonna get it."

"Who's Hikari?" Ino asked.

"Shika's girlfriend. Well, we shall show you to your rooms!" Okami walked in one direction, then turned around. "Where's the building, Shigeki?"

"East."

"Thanks, love you."

"Okay! This is Kaiko's house. We just call her Kai. Her family's on vacation, so we got a free place to stay!" Okami went inside. The place was really nice. It seemed like a mansion. It had 4 floors and a indoor koi pond that led to an outdoor pond.

"Wow…the must be loaded." Kiba said. Kurenai hit him on the back. Okami led them up to the third floor.

"Boys on left, girls on the right…Except redheaded Billie Joe (IF Gaara had black hair, he would so look like him!). You can stay in my room!" Okami ran her fingers through Gaara's hair. "OMG! It's so silky…I want it!" Okami nibbled his hair. Gaara flinched. Temari and Kankuro couldn't help but laugh. Hao laughed.

"Dude, she is not going to let you out of her sight. She loves soft hair. She'll rub it to death."

"You're just mad I don't feel your hair anymore."

"Of course I am."

"Everyone get settle and unpack. The beach is the first stop!" Okami let go of Gaara and ran into a room. Gaara realized that she wasn't touching him anymore. He relaxed and stood there. "You can have a pair of my boxers if you don't have any trunks." Gaara stared at Okami. Was she stupid? Did she not know he could crush her body, then Gaara noticed she was 2 inches taller than him, so her breast were pressing against his back. In a few years, she'll put Tsunade to shame. "Yea, I like to sleep in boxers. Very comfortable. Who came up with panties anyway?"