Note to Flamers: If I am so not funny, why in the world are you reviewing my fic?

I wrote the fanfic a long long long long long time ago. So get over it.

If you like Tea, go preach someone where else, and stop wasting my time.

You all are just as bad as me if you waste space with your nonsense reviews, for I was just wasting space with my nonsense writing.

I'm opinionated. You're opinionated. We are both idiots, so stop flaming me.

I usually don't care if people flame my work, but flaming me over and over and over and over again and saying the same thing is quite annoying.

I get the point you flamers think I need to get a life, and that I'm a bitch. Ok, now that I agree… will you get a life, and leave mine alone?

Thanks

Moshi-san

Some of the jokes came from jokes.com, some came from my head, some came from my Dad, some came from, 98fatjokes.com or iute!"

"Don't lie! Now where did I put that tape?!" *looks around*

*shrugs * "Oh well I will find it later. Now next joke!!"

"The last time I saw a face like Anzu's I fed it a banana!" says Moshi-san.

"Well the last time I saw Anzu's clothes were in a pawn shop, and guess what no one ever brought them!" says Neko-chan.

"Well Anzu's so flat that when a painter came to the house he said, "This wall too?"

"Well Anzu's so fat when she steps on a scale it says one person at a time please.'

"Well Anzu's so poor that when you ring her door bell she said "Ding"

"So that is why she does not have any real clothes, not enough money! She must have got them out of a trash can."

"No, she got them out of her closet which happens to be next to her home, which just happens to be a dump."

"I can't stand these jokes any more let me go!"

*evil grin * "Well since you can't stand them I'm going to keep telling them!

"Why was Anzu happy she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months?"

"I don't know why?" asks Neko-chan.

"Because it said four to six years on the box!"

"I'm not that stupid."

"Anzu you're so stupid that when you walked into a movie and saw the sign 18 and over you when home and got 18 friends to go with you." says Neko-chan.

"Anzu your so stupid that when a friend asked you what was the capital of France you said F."

"Why did Anzu sell her TV?" asks Moshi-san

"Because she wanted to buy a VCR!" says Neko-chan.

"Anzu is so stupid she had to call 114 to get the number for 911!" says Moshi-san.

"I think I will die from these dumb jokes!" says Anzu.

"Good lets keep telling them!" says Moshi-san.

"Anzu is so ugly that it isn't her hair line it is her hair trying to run away from her face!"

"Anzu is so dumb that she failed a pregnancy test!"

"Anzu is so fat that she has to make a long distence call to herself!"

*Anzu keels over *

"Yes she finally crooked!!!" yells Moshi-san dancing around.

"Yea no more stupid Anzu!!!" says Neko-chan.

Anzu lays up, "I'm alive!"

"No you're not!" says Moshi-san hitting her on the head with a joke book.

"Hehe the jokes killed her literally."

"The End people!!!"

"What did it say on Anzu's grave?"

"May you never come back! And RIP, Rest in Pain!"

AAA rules! Since I got many reviews on my other Anzu Bashing fic I decided to write another one! I really hope you like it! Anzu sucks! May her and her shinning friendship die!! Please R+R if you want!