Fred and George's Adventure in
HamsterDance.com
a.k.a. the corniest story ever
A/N: I don't own anyone.this story is in honor of Owen.starts to drool.
Once upon a time, in jolly old England lived a pair of twins named Fredrick and George Weasley. One day Fred and George went over to their friends' Nakaia and Niakelt's house. Niakelt went to the bathroom and the rest of them went online to a magical site named HamsterDance.com. "It is wonderful," said George. "I never knew that hamsters could dance," said Fred, "and I never knew that muggles could come up with something so great." "I think it's boring," said Nakaia. Fred and George looked at her surprised, "What is boring about it?" asked one of the twins. "Everything," said Nakaia. So, Fred and George decided to cast a spell to go into Hamster dance land. Fred pulled out his wand. He waved it above his head chanting a curse. The wand turned into a rubber hamster, George and Nakaia laughed. Fred got upset. He grabbed his real wand and cast the spell. * * * * * Nakaia looked around to see two red hamsters. "Squeak, squeak," she said, which of course meant, "Where am I? And what did those idiots do?" "SQUEAK!" said Fred, who was one of the red hamsters, "Squeak, squeak, squeaky, squeaky." Fred looked down realizing that he had no idea what he just said, since he did not understand Hamster, even though he was a hamster. "Squeak, squeakidy, squeak, squeak." said George, who was the other red hamster. He knew of course what this meant because Hamster is the same language as Squirrel, and he had seen The Emperor's New Groove. If you have seen this movie you would know that it means, 'you stole my nut.why did you eat my nut', and you would also be wondering what that has to do with anything.so I'm telling you know that it has nothing to do with the rest of the story. Fred, being the wizard that he was, well, being the wizard in a cyber hamster's body pulled out his cyber hamster wand, and cast a spell. "Good," said Fred, "Now I can speak a language I can understand." George's little hamster eyes glared at him. "Why did you do that? I was having fun." Fred and Nakaia shoke their fury hamster heads. "We are there, I mean here." Fred yelled. The entire population of cyber hamster looked at him. "Um.squeak" Fred said. The hamsters went back to dancing. Fred, George, and Nakaia started to dance too, but sadly, they sucked. The other REAL cyber hamster got angry and decided to BURN THEM. So the cute little cyber hamsters tied them up to cute little dancing smiling logs, and pulled out a magical thing called a match, and set them on fire. Meanwhile, Niakelt came back from the bathroom. She walked by the computer, not seeing anyone around; she turned off the computer, ending the spell. Fred, George and Nakaia fell on her. The End
A/N: I don't own anyone.this story is in honor of Owen.starts to drool.
Once upon a time, in jolly old England lived a pair of twins named Fredrick and George Weasley. One day Fred and George went over to their friends' Nakaia and Niakelt's house. Niakelt went to the bathroom and the rest of them went online to a magical site named HamsterDance.com. "It is wonderful," said George. "I never knew that hamsters could dance," said Fred, "and I never knew that muggles could come up with something so great." "I think it's boring," said Nakaia. Fred and George looked at her surprised, "What is boring about it?" asked one of the twins. "Everything," said Nakaia. So, Fred and George decided to cast a spell to go into Hamster dance land. Fred pulled out his wand. He waved it above his head chanting a curse. The wand turned into a rubber hamster, George and Nakaia laughed. Fred got upset. He grabbed his real wand and cast the spell. * * * * * Nakaia looked around to see two red hamsters. "Squeak, squeak," she said, which of course meant, "Where am I? And what did those idiots do?" "SQUEAK!" said Fred, who was one of the red hamsters, "Squeak, squeak, squeaky, squeaky." Fred looked down realizing that he had no idea what he just said, since he did not understand Hamster, even though he was a hamster. "Squeak, squeakidy, squeak, squeak." said George, who was the other red hamster. He knew of course what this meant because Hamster is the same language as Squirrel, and he had seen The Emperor's New Groove. If you have seen this movie you would know that it means, 'you stole my nut.why did you eat my nut', and you would also be wondering what that has to do with anything.so I'm telling you know that it has nothing to do with the rest of the story. Fred, being the wizard that he was, well, being the wizard in a cyber hamster's body pulled out his cyber hamster wand, and cast a spell. "Good," said Fred, "Now I can speak a language I can understand." George's little hamster eyes glared at him. "Why did you do that? I was having fun." Fred and Nakaia shoke their fury hamster heads. "We are there, I mean here." Fred yelled. The entire population of cyber hamster looked at him. "Um.squeak" Fred said. The hamsters went back to dancing. Fred, George, and Nakaia started to dance too, but sadly, they sucked. The other REAL cyber hamster got angry and decided to BURN THEM. So the cute little cyber hamsters tied them up to cute little dancing smiling logs, and pulled out a magical thing called a match, and set them on fire. Meanwhile, Niakelt came back from the bathroom. She walked by the computer, not seeing anyone around; she turned off the computer, ending the spell. Fred, George and Nakaia fell on her. The End