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Song Title: "Ross's Little Fishies"
Ross has five fishies, swimming in a bowl
One had a large throat
One had a head hole
Even though their life with Ross has just begun
We'll keep our fingers crossed for fun
To hope and see if they don't die
Before this year's fourth of July
Cute little Ross's little fishies!
Scene: Ross's Apartment
Phoebe: Ooh! Fishies!
Ross: Hey, aren't they great? Yeah, I bought them at the pet store for five dollars. Aren't they graceful?
Phoebe: (looks in on them) Awww...How long do you think they'll live?
Ross: I dunno...four or, five years.
Phoebe: Are you serious?
Ross: Well, sure. I mean, all they do is swim, I mean how hard is that?
Phoebe: Um, Ross.
Ross: Yeah?
Phoebe: Maybe you should sit down.
Song Title: "Monkeys in A Jar"
I went to a lab to see some two-headed trout one day
And little did I know I'd view a perculiar display
Five little six little shrunken heads
Were starring at me, they looked like they were dead
Monkeys in a jar
Monkeys in a jar
How many, how many, monkeys in a jar?
Twenty five...sixty five...seventy five...nine?
Ooh, the lab guy said they born deaf and blind
Song Title: "America's Most Wanted Song"
When you're feeling kind of blue
Just turn on your TV
And watch everyday at noon
You'll see these creepy criminals
And you won't feel so low
Knowing that these criminals
Must be seen on a public show
La la la la la....la la la!
Scene: Chandler and Monica's Apartment
Phoebe: Hey, America's Most Wanted is on! (turns on the TV)
Joey: What are you doing, Pheebs?
Phoebe: Oh, this is my favorite show EVER!
Ross: Why...?
Phoebe: Well, see, my friend Georgia from middle school had a mom and an aunt who'd been on it like...6 times. And ever since I was hooked! I can't WAIT to see who next year's top five will be. Praying
for Allison. Yay! (crosses her fingers)
Everyone: (silence)
Hehe! I hope you enjoyed yourself :)) Please R/R!
Song Title: "Ross's Little Fishies"
Ross has five fishies, swimming in a bowl
One had a large throat
One had a head hole
Even though their life with Ross has just begun
We'll keep our fingers crossed for fun
To hope and see if they don't die
Before this year's fourth of July
Cute little Ross's little fishies!
Scene: Ross's Apartment
Phoebe: Ooh! Fishies!
Ross: Hey, aren't they great? Yeah, I bought them at the pet store for five dollars. Aren't they graceful?
Phoebe: (looks in on them) Awww...How long do you think they'll live?
Ross: I dunno...four or, five years.
Phoebe: Are you serious?
Ross: Well, sure. I mean, all they do is swim, I mean how hard is that?
Phoebe: Um, Ross.
Ross: Yeah?
Phoebe: Maybe you should sit down.
Song Title: "Monkeys in A Jar"
I went to a lab to see some two-headed trout one day
And little did I know I'd view a perculiar display
Five little six little shrunken heads
Were starring at me, they looked like they were dead
Monkeys in a jar
Monkeys in a jar
How many, how many, monkeys in a jar?
Twenty five...sixty five...seventy five...nine?
Ooh, the lab guy said they born deaf and blind
Song Title: "America's Most Wanted Song"
When you're feeling kind of blue
Just turn on your TV
And watch everyday at noon
You'll see these creepy criminals
And you won't feel so low
Knowing that these criminals
Must be seen on a public show
La la la la la....la la la!
Scene: Chandler and Monica's Apartment
Phoebe: Hey, America's Most Wanted is on! (turns on the TV)
Joey: What are you doing, Pheebs?
Phoebe: Oh, this is my favorite show EVER!
Ross: Why...?
Phoebe: Well, see, my friend Georgia from middle school had a mom and an aunt who'd been on it like...6 times. And ever since I was hooked! I can't WAIT to see who next year's top five will be. Praying
for Allison. Yay! (crosses her fingers)
Everyone: (silence)
Hehe! I hope you enjoyed yourself :)) Please R/R!