Wow this is a really good cheeseburger." Naruto said as he ate a bowl of rice.
"I am totally pumped to fight Yusuke in this tournament. That guy is a creep!"
"Yea Naruto you are so strong and handsome only you can defeat the evil Yusuke!" Sakura screamed
Obnoxiously as the camera changed angles to see her butthole for absolutely no reason.
"Thanks Sakura, but I'm not thaaaaaaat coooool. Ok. I'm cool."
Naruto flexed his tiny muscles in his legs and walked over to the fighting arena. He stood there for seven episodes while having side conversations with his pals that don't move the plot. What the fuck!
Naruto said, "Yo Killer Bee, have you seen the newest episodes of The Walking Dead?" Killer Bee replied by saying, "shut the up, little dumb dumb. I don't watch shows that suck butts." Naruto cried in front of everyone. Naruto on his knees, crying with his face in the ground, lookin' like a weak ass honkey. Finally Yusuke appeared. He is ready to fight.
Naruto stood up, wiped the pee tears from his eyes and made eye contact with Yusuke. His little heart stopped. He was rushed to the E.R. immediately. No just kidding, he just thought Yusuke was a digestible piece of ass. He couldn't fight him. Without Naruto knowing, Yusuke felt the same about Naruto.
"Alright Naruto, lets fuck!" Yusuke screamed and immediately blushed. "I mean, fight!"
The crowd started to roar like a sassy lion. They stood there for another six episodes before either of them made a move because they both are written by fucking primate homunculi lookin' mother fuckers. Yusuke charged up his powers or whatever he does and ran at Naruto and threw the first punch.
"Hey Naurto hehehe" Yusuke yelled slobbering all over Naruto's nipples.
Naruto took the punch and went flying to the ground. As soon as the hand connected with Naruto's face his wiener muscles tensed. It's a good thing his fully erected wiener is the size of a pee because nobody noticed how horny he was.
"Good idea, pal!" Naruto replied as Yusuke beat the piss out of him.
Naruto did his very best to collect all the pokemon and become the Avatar. But he was to love stricken. His wiener, heart, and butthole harmonized as he jumped out and yelled.
"Yusuke! I can't fight you! Because… Because I love you Yusuke!. I always have ever since Episode 3 I couldn't take my eyes off of you. I watched your show several times!
"Wow Naruto, I never really finished your show. It was written so poorly it gave me migraines. Plus, your voice actor sounds like Marge fucking Simpson. But besides how atrocious your pile of garbage weebster fan base is and how mentally impared your shitty writing team was. I still want to SUCK YOUR DIIIIIICK MOTHER FUCKER!
Naruto and Yusuke stopped fighting and made sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet love under the sunset. The crowd masturbated furiously because that's really all anybody wanted. To see Naruto ninjistu all over Yusuke's anus. The End