(alright, here's the first chapter! Not very long, but next one will be, I promise!)

Chris sighed as she took a seat next to Chef, who was reading the acceptance list.

"It's all here fool," Chef said in his voice, "we got everyone we could want. We even got Elsa Crawford, fool!"

"Good!" Chris nodded, "And the others?"

"they're aight, fool. Point is, we got the cast. WE can have them shipped up here in two weeks, maybe less."

"Perfect!" Chris laughed, "And what about.. you know..."

"...argost?" Chef asked in his less voice, "I know how it's been since what happened with those other gays. But he was defeated. He won't be anymore trouble, fool."

"Good... Total Drama NEEDS this season to be a success, otherwise... we'll have to cancel."

Chef gasped. "Fool... you don't mean..."

"That's right chef! No you, no me, no more Total Drama! There wouldn't even be a show after last time if not for our mysterious donor!"

"Mysterious donor, fool? You mean metro man?" Chef asked in his voice.

"yes- unfortunately we don't know how to talk to him right now. But that's not important, let me see the list."

"here, fool," Chef said, sliding it to him.

Chris read the list, laughing.

TOTAL DRAMA METRO CONTESTANTS:

Aiden Macillim

Jesse Hayes

Elsa Crawford

Graham Ulry

Juliette Matthews

Cassy Lawrence

Dersagen

Silver Birch

Renard Loup

Amelia Smith

Leila Malcom

MYSTERY CONTESTANT

"Who's the mystery contestant?"

" I don't know, fool!" Chef exclaimed, "We'll have to wait and see. Just another mystery to add to the collection."

"Hm, that's a good point. For now, I'll head to the location where we will be filming Total Drama Metro." Chris held up the ticket.

"Are you sre we should film there? It will be very dangerous."

"I am sure. It's how we will bring in ratings!" Chris began heading to the door. "I will see you, Chef... ON TOTAL! DRAMA! METROOOOO!"

(So, who is the mystery competitor? Where is the competition being held? Who is Argost? What happened last season? Find out next time, TOMORROW!)