One morning, Yoshi and Birdo both woke up in their homes, simultaneously screaming, "NO!"
It happened again, they both had the same nightmare, the one where there were two versions of one dino callously leaving the other, leaving the other devastated. Yoshi's involved Birdo leaving him, Birdo's involved Yoshi leaving her. It stemmed from online rumors that they were dumping each other. They couldn't take it anymore, they had to get them off their back once and for all.
In Yoshi's house, the green one would watch Mario and Peach fight like spoiled brats ever since the moon incident, they would argue, blame and even shout at each other. Everyone else saw it all go down and used the dysfunction to fuel rumors of other breakups. Targets of those rumors included but were not limited to Luigi and Daisy, Toad and Toadette, Wario and Mona, Donkey Kong and Candy Kong, and Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong. They all believed if Mario and Peach's relationship could not last, what could?
Yoshi tried to help Birdo get her mind off of it and vice versa. They tried a relaxing stroll through the park, but noticed another breakup between two people they never knew, which only worsened the situation. They left in a panic and tried relaxing on the beach, but the same thing happened again, making them even more nervous. Not even in a fancy restaurant were they spared from the dreadful sight of a nasty arguement and threats of abandonment. It seemed several men and women stormed out to leave their exes, the dinos couldn't take it anymore, they snapped and bolted out of the restaurant, screaming in sheer terror.
Back at Yoshi's house, they were both on the verge of contemplating suicide, but then Yoshi had an idea, "Birdo, why don't you move into my place?"
"How do I know it will work?"
"Everyone will see just how strong out bond is. They realize how wrong they are about everything."
"It seems like a wondeful idea! I'll get a moving truck and move in immediately!"
They embraced, their plan coming into fruition. The next morning, Birdo got a moving truck, packed up her stuff and moved into Yoshi's house. Their plans to shoot down the rumors were underway. As they lived an everyone couple life, they were slowly but surely getting more and more internet users to take back their flase claims.