Disclaimer Guy: Sadly, I don't own YuGiOh. If I did, I would have this A.N. Hey, I wrote this when I was really mad, so don't be too surprised if it is really demented.

One day, everyone was watching TV except for Tristan was eating a donut. He rode on the way to Serenity room on his motorcycle, but then he gets sucked into Blues Clues land.

Joe: We have to use-*Tristan rides in just as Blue puts a paw print on the screen*

Tristan: **** IT! MY NEW SHIRT THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE PEFECT FOR SERENITY!

Joe: Hi! My name is Joe and this is my dog Blue!

Tristan: 0 0 ------ Joe: So can we help you?????????

Tristan: Uhh yeah. You can get me back to my home

Joe: And how are we gonna do that?

Kids: By playing Blues clues!

Joe: What You say?

Tristan: Dude, Are you deaf? They yelled -

Joe: What did you say?

Kids: BLUES CLUES!

Joe: Let's play Blues Clues! We need to get 3 paw prints and

Tristan: Umm, dude, the portal is right here

Joe: Not anymore!

Tristan: What the f-

Blue: Food!

Tristan: What the h-

Blue: Hullo!

Tristan: ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!

Joe: SO let's look around the house for some clues! *Starts doing the slow jog*

A big bubble that has a really large paw print appears

Kids: A clue, a clue!

Joe: Where?

Tristan: Right behind you, jacka-

Blue: Jackal!

Kids: Right behind you Joe!

Tristan: Dude, apparently you are deaf and blind, or maybe even metal

Joe: ..

Tristan: YOU IDIOT!!!!! ARE YOU DEAF?

Joe: This is a G rated show "dude" *farts*

Tristan: Dude that was wicked

Joe: So than we draw a circle with a line in the middle and there it is, a bubble

Blue: Kitchen!

Joe: Blue says to look in the kitchen!

*Walks to the kitchen*

Tristan: HOLY ****! IS THAT A FRIIGIN SLAT SHKER AND PEPPER SHAKER AND PAPREKI?????

Joe: THIS IS A G RATED SHOW YOU *****

Tristan: Oh, I think I will put a little salt on my fries

Joe: HEY THAT WAS A PERSON!

Tristan: I never thought myself as a carnavore, but this is pretty **** good

Joe: FOR THE LAST FRIGGIN TIME, THIS IS A G RATED SHOW!

Kids: A clue, a clue!

Joe: Where?

Tristan: Okay, this is getting stupid

Kids: Behind you Joe!

Toilet with an ugly paw print on it

Tristan: Now that is demented

Joe: And draw that and this and we have a toilet

Blue: Outside!

Tristan: *muttering* morons

Kids: a clue, a clue!

Tristan: Where?

Joe: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE YOU FRIGGIN BASTARD!

Tristan: **** ***** ***** **** you

Joe: THIS IS AN F***ING G RATED SHOW!

Tristan: hash, made you curse

Joe: And now we draw a motorcycle. Guess what kids! We have all three clues!

Tristan: Whoopedo

Joe: So now we will sit in our thinking chair!

24 hours later

Joe: We figured out how to get Tristan home!

Tristan: How?

Joe: It involves you riding into the toilet on your motorcycle and then making a fart bubble!

Tristan: Dude, that is just not right

Joe: Do you want to get home?

Tristan: H*** Yeah.

Joe: (I (I ? (O o) (")(")

Tristan: AWW! Look at the bunny!

So Tristan does all the stuff and get home!

Tristan: My shirt! I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS JOE!