Author's Note:

Hi, this is ogreatrandom and looking4clouds. This story began shortly after the release of the fifth book, Order of the Phoenix. We were bored and decided to make a list of predictions for the sixth and seventh books. Oddly enough some of our predictions cam true, some of the more wacky ones definitely never will. But anyway so here we were, three years later and bored again. Finding this old list we had the idea to write this weird little fic. At the end of the chapter you can see a list of the predictions that inspired this chapter. Hope you enjoy it, no flames please!

Predication #1:

"Things are not always as they appear to be Harry. Also I am completely tone deaf."

"I don't understand, pouted Harry, "you never give me any answers because you don't trust me. Nobody takes me seriously… ramble"

Then Snape came in, his cloak billowing around him. He pointed his wand at the two of them and cackled maniacally.

"Ha ha ha ha ha," he laughed, "I have turned over to the dark side!"

"Oh no," Dumbledore said in a pleasant voice.

"It cannot be," Harry gasped, "Dumbledore trusted you for some reason."

"I trusted him because Snape saved my life."

"Not anymore!" Snape said. "I'm here to kill you all! I take orders for Voldemort now!" Then he laughed again and lightning split the sky.

Then Dumbledore pulled a gun out of his robes and shot Snape who fell to the ground with a hole in his head. Then a still grinning Dumbledore turned to Harry.

"You see," he explained, "I'm evil. I will kill you now."

"But why?" Harry cried, "You were the one person left in my life who I could look at as a parent figure! My parents are dead! And so is my godfather! Wah wah!"

"You see I'm evil and now I want to kill you and Voldemort and rule the world!" He pointed the weapon at Harry, chuckling still as lightning flashed across the sky.

To their shock a rat on the floor transfigured into the wizard… Pettigrew. He dove in front of Harry, shielding him from the bullet. Then he fell to the ground, dead.

"NNOOOOOO! He was the last of my father's friends!"

"What about Lupin?"

"Oh yeah," Harry said sheepishly, "it's not a problem then."

"Okay back to killing you then," Dumbledore said raising the weapon again.

"Aren't you out of bullets," Harry asked trying to stall and failing miserably. But Dumbledore really didn't know anything about the muggle weapon in his hand so he pulled out his wand instead.

"Then I'll use this." Lightning flashed across the sky, momentarily blinding evil Dumbledore.

When he could see again Fluffy, the great dog, had someone managed to get into his office. Dumbledore had been cursed since childhood with the inability to sing or play any musical instrument. Unable to placate the dog he soon found himself being eaten alive.

Lightning cracked as Harry watched evil Dumbledore get swallowed by the dog, though he still had no idea how it had appeared.

Predictions:

Dumbledore is evil

Dumbledore dies

Fluffy comes back

Snape reveals himself to be evil, then dies

Pettigrew saves Harry, then dies

Everything Dumbledore says is important