a/n: I'm bored. I want somewhere to post any and all drabbles and songfics I come up with on a whim. No one needs to review.

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One day, Roy was talking to Ed about something important. All of a sudden, Ed burst out laughing. "Fullmetal, why are you laughing?"

"Ha-I-Haha-Don't know-hahahaHA!!!"

"Stop laughing! It's-heheh-getting-haha-really-hahahaha-annoying-hahahhahaha!!!" Roy started giggling, which soon erupted into full-blown hysteria.

Through his tears, Roy spied something disturbing. On the wall hung a sign. It read in big bold letters:

Warning: Wet Paint

Beware Fumes

"Oh God!" exclaimed Roy through his laughs. He plugged his nose and scurried out of his office, leaving a hiccupping Edward inside.

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Again, no need to review. Read my other stories and review them is you really have some obsessive-compulsive disorder to review. That's a good idea…